Jack "Stinky" Goddard

Jack is a famous business man most known for his work within Lelo's manufacturing and product testing facility. While Jack is still only 16 he has shown very promising traits similar to those of famous rapper Kanye East. Jack is also known within the Lelo scene by his nickname "Stinky". The reason behind this nickname would become overwhelmingly clear if you were to ever meet him in person.

"Hey did you hear about that incident in Lelo's product testing facility, apparently the tester will be out for at least a month"
"Oh yeah I did hear about that, apparently it was Jack "Stinky" Goddard!"

by Jack Goddard October 18, 2020

that son of a bitch took my goddamn dead dog

Well, its easy it explains its self THAT CRAZY MOTHER FUCKER TOOK MY GODDAMN DEAD DOG

MARGARET GET THE SHOTGUN

NO FUCK U THE OTHER SHOTGUN

that son of a bitch took my goddamn dead dog

AND MARGARET GRABBED THE SHOTGUN AND BLEW THEIR HEAD OFF

by urboredom May 4, 2020

Don't give a good goddamn

To not care about something at all. To not give a shit about something or someone.

Steve said to his friend Joe "if you don't hurry the fuck up, you're going to be late for work". To which Joe replied, "I don't give a good goddamn. I hate that job anyway."

by Chuck1969 May 8, 2022

godfather's choice

The offer of a career opportunity that can't be refused. Usually in the context of being pushed out of one's current position. While the opportunity has superficial attractiveness, it requires an immense sacrifice if accepted. If not accepted, the alternative is career harikiri.

I was given the godfather's choice - stay in New York as the CFO and be ostracized by my boss & my peers. Or I take the job as the CEO in Palookaville, without my family for a year.

by jobweary October 2, 2006

gaddaffled

As baffled as Colonel Gaddafi

Oh man..this is nuts...I'm gaddaffled

by PpphelannN January 7, 2010

Godamsterdam

A place that is pretty much anywhere as long as it's kinda like a sitcom.

"Damn, you're canned laughing like we in godamsterdam, son!!"

by godantlerfan April 6, 2010

Giddard

In circumstances where you find yourself amongst a group of people who find the concept of cocaine hilarious enough to snigger whenever the term 'coke' is used in conversation, the term 'Giddard' may be used as a substitute to avoid ambiguity and/or awkward scenarios with Richard's parents at the dinner table.

Florian: Damn, I just sniffed a shedload of Colombia's finest cocaine and the drip is fucking me hard.
Richard: Here, have some of this giddard to wash it down.
Florian: That hit the spot, nice one lad.

by Uwotm8 December 18, 2013