grumpy gypsy

A grumpy gypsy is when you're friends think they are knowledgeable about lies you have told, mind readers, or can read ones personality, gestures or expressions- like a boss. But infact have no idea what the hell they are talking about or have any idea that infact what they believe is a lie or a good statement of you're character is completely inacurate & when you point that out.. -that they know no nothing- ie.Jon Snow... they become angry that they have 1 less gift that they truly believed they were blessed with.

Andrew was acting like a total fucking grumpy gypsy, he thinks I lied when infact i did not because i laughed at him when he mentioned it and thinks laughing is a trait of mine when i lie. #wheresmypokerface?

by the.realest. May 17, 2016

grumpysmart

Describes the state of a lone Belgian man preparing for his final exams.

(Belgian man might be replaced by any nationality and any sex)

He looked very grumpysmart while studying for his finals.

by Wurstekati May 26, 2016

grumpy monkey

When your man wants some lovin but he didn't get you what you want

Scott tried to get some but i went all grumpy monkey on his ass

by FLwheeler April 18, 2016

Glumping

Glumping is a term used to describe someone who is zoned out from the present situation

I saw Sam glumping for hours today

by Fat fingers r bad August 5, 2016

Glumpaslum

The type of girl that gets mad when you chill with your homiesinstead of her

John -omg bro I can't hang today my girls a total glumpaslum

by Hirarreh crinton October 11, 2016

grumpy clam

A vagina that has not been pet,touched or penetrated by fingers or a penis fake or real.

That chick is always angry she must have a bad case of the grumpy clam.

by Moper69 December 17, 2016

Glumptaloolagus

Brother

Your a glumptaloolagus!!

by Fluffyflipflops January 23, 2017