Gliss

The state of mind when you wake up to a joint and a blow job that results in a glistening penis and a blissful state of mind.

Q. How are you this morning.

A. I am in a state of gliss.

by longrider October 18, 2012

Glitch

The word glitch is a mix of two words- ugly and bitch. So if you call someone a glitch you are calling them an ugly bitch.

That glitch stole my money.

by Somechildontheinternet January 8, 2017

Fa-der-o-lo-gist

A person who cuts, shaves, and trims hair, and beards. An expert in grooming

Shape Ups, Tapers

by Joel December 14, 2003

glit

short for glue and shit.

a meal or casserole of unknown ingredients.

consistancy of glue and shit

honey this meal tastes like glit!

by wearegolem August 27, 2003

geist

n. a religion or an adherent to the belief in a spirit god as opposed to the Deists "clockmaker" god (made the world wound it up and is sitting back watching it unwind), the Theist god, a "human" god who watches and interfers when it feels like it. The Geists god is the spirit or force that organized the world and causes it to run.

I don't belive in God. So you're an atheist! Maybe some force, like magnetism, electricity, or gravity created the world and maybe is present ... Oh! So you're a Geist.

by Pierce P Cassidy September 16, 2008

glitch

London slang north side
see bump
could also be susbstituted for 'how gay is that'

: 'my mum won't let me come blaze tonight'
:'what a glitch dude'

by Judge Fudge January 2, 2005

gistapo kick

a really hard kick directed at the anus by a realy angry person.

i was in k-mart when zack gistapo kicked me.

by wade February 3, 2005