Geosexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to rocks, perhaps they get their rocks off to rocks

James: I heard Joey is a geosexual

Tom: He said geodes where his favorite

by Ihatemyfriends April 30, 2020

can I gets mines?

when someone says something wrong, especially after having argued with you insisting that they're right, when proven wrong in front of everyone, the person who proved them wrong uses this phrase and proceeds to swipe or smack their hand across the back of the offender's neck. It should be done in a way to be as publicly humiliating as possible. Note: it is not necessary to actually physically hurt the offender.

"Yo, I swear that New York City is the capital of New York."

"Actually, it's Albany, so can I gets mines?"

by d-fogs September 21, 2008

Geosexual

Geosexual, is an emerging term for people that feel confined by the labels of sexual orientation provided to us by contemporary society. Geosexuals generally define themselves by the causes they champion or the personal passions they pursue, than defining themselves by their sexual orientation of the moment. While the term is generally used among environmentalists, nature lovers and those that enjoy outdoor adventure, the term is being adopted by other groups as well. Geosexuals generally believe that all humans have the capacity to appreciate the physical beauty of both sexes, even if they themselves don't act on those feelings. Geosexuals can run the spectrum from a heterosexual man or woman that finds it to uncool to be labeled straight, that might find comradery with their Gay or Lesbian friends to a Gay man or Lesbian that enjoys the comradery of heterosexuals and their culture. Multicultural by nature, Geosexuals often enjoy being a part of both the straight and gay communities or a more global community.

John does not like the term, geosexual, because his hates any label, but is constantly called one.

by Futuro November 2, 2011

geasel

A Geasel is a large superior breed of Australian hybred mammal specifically designed for breeding purposes. A cross between a Gerbal and a Weasel, it can survive large exposures to libation.

we fed our pet Geasel 24 beers in 30 minutes and he was fine

by wacman04 August 21, 2006

Grilling The Geese

a phrase that refers to the act of having sex

chris-"hey so what did you do last night"

mike-"met a chick, and we started grilling the geese."

chris-"i say my good man, tell me she wasnt an ysabel jones samsonite romanov."

mike-"nein"

by The_Troop January 26, 2011

getmethefuckoutofherenow

An exclamation of extreme hopelessness, despair, and pain. Is the only thing that can describe college life.

This morning I woke up and realized that being in my dorm wasn't a dream, and exclaimed "GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF HERE NOW!"

by College Student February 19, 2004

Cheers Gets the Pussy

A compliment, used when something is exceptionally cool or awesome. Can also be used in the negative to identify something negative.

Origin: The common use of the greeting "Cheers!", when spoken with an English accent, seems to be very attractive to women. Many hook-ups have been cemented through the utterance of "Cheers!". The fact that an accent coupled with a single word could invoke such a strong reaction, is awesome. Therefore, CGP (or Cheers Gets the Pussy) is used when describing something very cool.

Positive: "Dude! That headshot in CS was totally CGP."

Negative: "Uggh, that new Carrot Top movie was un-CGP in every way."

by cRIPticon May 10, 2005