gordon syndrome

easily affected by alcohol. often results are highly un-desirable

"uve got aids cunt u fuked elle, you suffer from the gordon syndrome" said kenyan

by gordo_syphillus August 11, 2006

Gordon

v. to get a girlfriend and bitch out on all friends, completely ignoring them in order to hang out with said girlfriend.

Guy 1: Dude, have you seen jimmy lately?
Guy 2: No man. He got a new girlfriend and he's gordoning like a motherfucker.

by what-in-gods-name June 27, 2009

Jeff Gordon

His homosexuality (with his teammmate Jimmie Johnson)is the worst kept secret in NASCAR. He is known for being a cheater, and is extremely overrated. His actually driving ability is comparable to J.J. Yeley, who is just a mediocre driver. Gordon's success has came because of illegal modifications to his cars that gave him an unfair advantage, and is the only reason that he is considered by some to be a great driver.

Hendrick Motorsports drivers including Jeff Gordon are known for being overrated, and would be mediocre drivers at best if they were with other teams.

by Sebastian Kennedy April 15, 2008

Gordon Ramsay

That crazy overrated millionaire that comes to your restaurant and helps you, oh wait he doesn't help he alienates!!

Gordon Ramsay "What are you?!" he says as he smashes her head with bread slices
employee "an idiot sandwich!"
Gordon Ramsay "huh?!"
employee "an idiot sandwich!!!" (crying)

by asian hawk April 21, 2020

gordon

When shopping, if you pick something up and then decide that you don't want it anymore while you are still shopping, you toss it in some random location (not where you found it), and you have gordoned your item. People commonly gordon items because returning them to their original locations is just too much effort. Besides, it's someone's job to replace items so people who gordon things are actually helping the economy.

Guy: Do I really need another man purse?
Girl: Not so much.
Guy: Do you think I should gordon it?
Girl: Sure do!
Guy: Done! (as he randomly tosses item in nearest bin)

by Furter January 22, 2008

Gordon

Some dork who thinks he's cool when he's really not. He's usually fat and hates being called "Gordo"

"Did he trip and fall AGAIN?? Why is he such a Gordon?!?!"

by cutie-x August 24, 2011

gordon

a very confused boy who does not know how to get home and if you talk to him he simply says yes even if the answer is no, or maybe you didn't even ask him a question he is affraid of dogs and cats but his favourite animal has to be a cockroach, yes thats right. he seems to be a kean little swimmer, but only in puddles because anything over 5cm's then he'll drown. he loves putting his wellies on, and jumping in the sink. he really likes aliens, in fact he believes his grandparents are from outer space so thats why he's frightened of them
he does really enjoy his food, thats why he has a podge on his belly and when you give him a hug you seem to disappear

lets go for a gordon,
how are you gordon? "yes"

by Jaja123... October 16, 2008