genie lamp

another name for penis.

rub my genie lamp for your own pleasure.

by like a mofo February 7, 2012

Genie

I wish I could find a magic lantern…

I wish you could look in my eyes and see how much I love you
I wish you could hold me and tell me you love me.. I wish I could do the same
I wish I could wake to you next to me everyday for eternity

Opposite .. what am I grateful for…
I am thankful for numbers.. if it wasn’t for number love we wouldn’t be here.. I totally would have given up

I am thankful for our connection and even though it would be easier for us to give up, grieve the loss … we continue
I am thankful I have you…

I am thankful I wake every morning feeling a love I have never experienced..

I am thankful for the excitement and nervousness you bring me…

I am thankful for how you can make me smile with a simple change in numbers

I am thankful I can experience this level of love with you… with nothing physically.
I am thankful you are soooo patient and understanding

I am thankful for just the thought I may see you sends my heart racing
I am thankful you never give up
I am thankful you love me❤️❤️
I am thankful for us…

Genie.. as messed up as things may feel at times… look at all of the things we are grateful for…and this is based solely off if numbers… really puts things into perspective ❤️❤️❤️

Guess what? I love you always❤️❤️
I don’t know what you read, and possibly over analyze… I love you and I am not going anywhere .. just Incase you ever question it…

How I wait for that day… to be wrapped in your arms.. ❤️❤️❤️

by Just a girl with ❤️ for 1 December 9, 2022

genie

Sending selfies of your genetalia male or female.

I sent a genie to two girls at the bar I attended last night.

by genatelfie May 27, 2014

Genious

I actually think this is the way that I have spelt this word since I learnt to write and I have not, until now, been corrected.

So what does this tell us about the British Education System? Well, that it is run by a load of geniouses (shouldnt that be genii?! ahhh who cares!).

Anyway, seeing as this word isn't defined in the Oxford Dictionary I have turned to Urban instead.

Genious is the term used to describe Katie and Ellie and all their wonderful words such as ponchomania, wicca wicca blazin squad, elemayoand sore throat.

Those two are utter geniousness personified!

by me December 24, 2004

Genuine Colored Lady

A Black woman, usually elderly but can be any age. Doesn't take shit from anyone or anything, goes to church every sunday, always has her church hat, and a belt she has for beatin her unruly children or grandchildren. They have amazing skills at cooking and can make pure crap taste like heaven as shown by soul food. For some reason they are naturally drawn to my suburban jewish mother.

commonly called GCL's. The term comes from the HBO TV show The Wire, when Barksdale's gang kills Omar's grandmother he says

"do you (word I can't cause I'm white and unlike a lot of dbags on urban dictionary I am not a racist asshole) have any idea what you've done! you've killed a Genuine Colored Lady!"

"Joe's mom is a Genuine Colored Lady, she will personally break the balls of any man dumb enough to mess with her children, and she makes the best BBQ chicken in the world."

by Jewwy Smalls May 15, 2010

genuity

1. unintelligence; dumbness, stupidness
2. realness; reality, truth

1. Kara said that Anna had genuity since her project was so simple.
1.A. During a test is the worst time to have genuity.
2. She sent off a sense of genuity.
2.A. After Lily lied Miley said she had genuity sarcastically.

by Via Lou March 24, 2007

ass genie

The result of shoving a crack baby and Ms. Streisend up your ass, and then rub the sphincter three times in a row. You will only get one wish. He will always include a homosexual in your wish, so be careful, unless you are gay.

Tim asked the ass genie to give him a million dollars, but he got a homosexual made of a million dollars.

by Nipple Dick October 1, 2006