A Gentleman's Half Hour

A time when one feels it most polite to retire to a quiet space for a half hour slumber.

A short rejuvenating snooze.

Corporal: "Sir, the Germans are advancing on our front lines as we speak"

Captain: "How long do we have, old boy?"

Corporal: "Just under an hour, sir"

Captain: "Not to worry, my good man, Ill still have time for A Gentleman's Half Hour in that case, before the battle"

by HonourandIntegrity November 29, 2019

The Gentlemen’s Duel

This game is played by a maximum of 4 (in pairs) or a minimum of 2 (1v1) straight males. You strip down and turn back to back/cheek to cheek. You walk three paces forward and the first person or pair to get hit with semen loses. If one player per pair gets hit then the two remaining opponents must once again turn back to back/cheek to cheek and restart to proceed into a 1v1. The winner gets all the glory.

The boys and I played “The Gentlemen’s Duel”

by @Alexbarajassalcedo March 16, 2020

Oxford School of Gentlemanship

An institution reserved only for the prestigious, where the elite learn and master the art and conduct of a gentleman. The "dashing good looks" is the most difficult preliminary hurdle. Once a candidate has passed this excruciating examine the burden of relief is lifted from the candidate. The course is a mere 7 months long. The candidates receive the title "Gentleman" after completion of a grueling 6 months of knowledge.

"Yo Jake is gentleman!"

That's because he attended the Oxford School of Gentlemanship!"

"Exquisite!"

by cognac87 November 27, 2012

Ladies and Gentlemen, we gottem

When you find somebody online that says a 15 year old anime girl is hot. Commonly used among FBI OPEN UP! and the breakbot song that you never are able to find because whenever you try to search it, you get memes.

"damn she's hot"
"she's 15. Ladies and gentlemen, we gottem."
"oh shit wait no-"
"FBI OPEN UP!"

by I. Hate. Life. October 10, 2019

gentle caress

to stroke gently

i long for the gentle caress of my girlfirend

by batman34 October 28, 2010

Relevant Gentleman's Society

An organization of like minded individuals celebrating the art and sophistication of a well groomed mustache. A soul patch is an accessory and not considered part of a traditional mustache. Wearers are not welcome.

The APD sport the most ridiculous mustaches. Yeah, obviously not a single member of the Relevant Gentleman's Society among them.

by MaxMG February 17, 2009

Lazy Gentleman

An act usually performed by a male in which he offers to get the door for a female and opens said door by pushing the door's handicap button. Often followed by the woman being allowed to enter the door first simply because the handicap button puts the man farther from the door than the woman.

Cindy: How was your date with John last night?

Suzie: Horrible... he took me out to a really crappy restaurant, made ME pay for his meal, and even pulled a Lazy Gentleman on our way in.

Cindy: What a total douche!

by mkmtrumpeter April 6, 2009