Garage girl

A young lady (generally 18-30), who goes out with her mates sporting bleached blonde hair, copious amounts of fake tan and a short skirt. Typically, these girls will be 'easy', educated to AS level standard, and most crucially, enjoy dancing to garage/speed garage/RnB, whilst singing the lyrics that they're aware of after consuming 10 bottles of Smirnoff Ice. Essex is the Mecca for these types, although examples are found commonly in the nightspots of West London, along with most major cities in the UK. Older specimens are highly rare, and tend to have progressed by this stage from 'garage girl' to 'tart'.

Lad 1: Fancy goin' Ministry? I heard it's a school disco night tonight.

Lad 2: Definitely, should be choc a block with garage girls.

"Your bag/shoes/belt/make-up is proper garage"

by VitoC August 3, 2010

garad

a fine guy or gurl,fly and goodlooking

damn check out that guy hes so garad

by sudani chix May 11, 2008

Penis Garage

A whores vag which is good for nothing else but storing a penis, and its forth-comming cum/junk.

1: dude where do you store your shit?
2: in that dirty whores penis garage!!!
1: ooooooooh snap

by kayla292929 December 31, 2008

M-1 Garand

The rifle that the American army adopted in 1936. It was chambered in .30-06 (which is equivalent to 7.62). It was a clip fed rifle, each clip had 8 bullets and it had a distinctive sound when ammo ran out making a "pling". It was air cooled, shoulder fired like any other rifle at the time, and it had a semi automatic capability (it was possible to make it automatic, from Band of Brothers (book) ). It saw action in World War II and Korea until it was replaced by the M14, which is a Garand with a magazine.

When the U.S. joined the war the many looked at the M1 in awe.

Kraut:Damn the M1 pwns, I want one omg.

Johnny unloaded his M1 on the Japanese making the "pling".

by Bisinski, no im not russian nor a communist bastard July 27, 2004

garage sale

A peculiarly middle-to-lower class phenomonen where the chiuldren of a household sell all their parents belongings at the weekend claiming poverty.
It works well on two levels for the children as:
1) they get the proceeds of the sale and
2) they get a pocket money raise because the parents feel guilty for not giving them enough pocket money in the first place

Sometimes used to fence stolen car stereos in the more dungeoneous povo estates

Mother: Have you seen my vibrator darling? I've looked everywhere for it...
Father: Oh God, I think the kids have just had a garage sale. I swear I saw Mrs Fisk from number 18 walking home with a smile on her face.

by Surgeon_General September 1, 2003

Boner Garage

A "Boner Garage" is a place to park your lovely boner! Your significant other or that hoe Sheva that you met down the street could often serve as your "boner garage".

Hot German boy walks down street and calls to neighbors, "Gutentaugh! I'm going down town to meet my boner garage! She hot American woman!"

Laughs in high voice at the thought of finally filling his reserved parking space.

by atthesametime69 August 7, 2018

Garvasis

This person is probably the MOST smexy person you have ever seen. He is vey hot and smart. If you ever think about dating this person, go for it! He will make you laugh even at the most random moments of your life. Even at your funeral. If you know ANYONE with this name, you are probably the most luckiest person ever. This person is quite frankly the littist person ever and has a good taste in music and style. 💪🏿🌝🤌🏿

Damn he is sexy, reminds me of my friend Garvasis!

by Supergayboythethird November 24, 2021