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Will Groom

ego is as big as the shit he takes in the bathroom whilst holding his blue raspberry vape
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Mr Groom

A British guy who not only likes men, but also teaches computer science at a selective high school. He plays an absurd amount of Minecraft and overwatch, rivalling the means of another god gamer (only pros would get the reference). He has many colourful metaphors that he uses to convey his messages, like how he escaped the matrix and that the school system is controlling us (he is very based). Apart from liking men, he also likes kids, thus his name.
Guy one: "Bro, that kid got kidnapped today"
Guy two: "Oh it was probably Mr Groom, don't worry law enforcement will bait him by telling him about the new overwatch league"
Guy one: "You sure?"
Guy two: "Of course, no gamer at his calibre would ever miss out on that tournament."
Guy one: "Oh, ok"
by Anonymoose1010209391 June 19, 2023
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soft groomer

a type of groomer that isn’t sexual. a groomer that plays nice and is sweet, and mostly seen as a parental figure by the person being groomed. this groomers intent is only to gain control and trust only later to abandon or turn against the one being groomed.
“He was a soft groomer.”
“Oh man, I’m sorry. They’re hard to point out…”
by villiandeku November 12, 2023
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metro groomin

In rap the term METRO BOOMIN is used, metro groomin refers to when someone likes younger people.
I heard taylor swift has been fucking a 18 year old, HAHA metro groomin
by P.JA April 30, 2024
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faggot groomer

A faggot groomer tries relentlessly to turn a straight person even if they fight tooth and nail to convince them otherwise, gay

and seems to be delusional even that there is even such thing as heterosexuality, in their mind everyone is gay and to be groomed
Larry that faggot groomer, is so delusional and a fucking faggot groomer did you see how he turned that young person Mike gay nearly and was even telling everyone around that he was in a relationship with him even though the age difference was completely inappropriate and Mike even told me many times he would rather be dead than gay
by trollslangslinger May 30, 2024
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Vrchat Grooming

Something that happened to me, if you or someone you know has been groomed/sexually assaulted on vrchat, tell an adult, the best thing you can do after having that happen to you is taking a break off vrchat, it can be hard to take a break from the things you love, but trust me, if you wanna get better, you have to get rid of the things that will make you worse, this has happened to me multiple times and I just wanna let you know it isn't your fault.
Vrchat grooming PS: And to your vrchat groomer, FUCK THEM! you matter and they can go die! Love you drink water <3 (ps this also goes for people who have been groomed irl, or on any other platform such as kik. Discord, etc.
by NovaIsNobody February 19, 2024
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Reckless Groom

A reckless groom is an individual who deliberately engages in an activity with the knowledge that it will have adverse consequences, thereby hindering their ability to fulfil their obligations, expectations, or attend an event. This behaviour is often motivated by the desire to provide a cover or excuse, even though they are fully aware of the potential negative outcomes.

**Term: Reckless Groom**

A reckless groom is an individual who deliberately engages in an activity with the knowledge that it will have adverse consequences, thereby hindering their ability to fulfill their obligations, expectations, or attend an event. This behavior is often motivated by the desire to provide a cover or excuse, even though they are fully aware of the potential negative outcomes.

**Example:**
An individual who is not interested in getting married organizes a bachelor party the night before the wedding in a remote location that is inaccessible by public transportation, thereby preventing them from arriving on time or at all.
Father of the bride. “Where was the bucks party?”
Friend “In another country.”
Father of Bride “how possibly could he get here on time? ”

Friend “He’s just been the reckless groom.”
by Wandering Photographer January 1, 2025
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