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Wet grandma

The action of spitting on your hand and either smacking or fingering a grandma
“Hey can I give you the wet grandma. ;)”
by No kool April 16, 2021
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Grandmas Purse

A source of intoxicants. Usually used by Police Officers when they detect drug use or drug paraphernalia.
"Have you been snooping around in Grandmas Purse?"
by smallbigtoe July 15, 2022
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coastal grandma

A person, not necessarily a grandma who gives off both grandma and beach vibes. They love the beach and have or are planning to have a ocean themed bathroom
“Wow she’s very into the beach but she has an old sole” “yeah she’s definitely a coastal grandma
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Grandma Activities

Pulling some fucking grandma activities like bowling or yoga or like going to brunch with Roberta.
Guy 1 “Yo bro I wanna do something
Guy 2 “let’s pull some fucking grandma activities dog”
by Kevindonghole May 23, 2022
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Grandma-sized

the typicalplumpfigure that many grandmas have.
mee-maw is SO grandma-sized
by fernandobear333 December 24, 2021
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grandma kink

grandma kink: when you want an older woman to pretend to be ur grandma and give you special milk and cookies!! 😏

created by: yusra
by Kate6008 April 13, 2022
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creamy grandma

When the excitement is so insane it makes you moister than grandma's pumpkin pie.
Here are your favorite cookies honey. Oh my God I am literally a creamy grandma right now. I'm boutta buss.
by Bastiian November 15, 2021
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