Grandma's Ankles

A euphemism used to describe mouldy // outdated brussel sprouts.

Nigel "Oh god these are just like grandma's ankles!"
Grandma "Shut up you nonce"

by Silly Spoon March 14, 2018

Grandma’s Cooking

The best meal you can get.

Grandma’s Cooking is so good.

by Evan40Seven January 18, 2019

Grandma Frog

The most selfless person you will ever meet. There was only one that ever walked this Earth.

Man Brooke is my favorite kid. ~ Grandma Frog

by Brookiebabygirl January 6, 2018

Grandma cleavage

Cleavage of a young women that loooks like a 90 year olds chest

Jordan has grandma cleavage

by Ismokedpotwithjohnnyhopkinds January 5, 2011

teenage grandma

It is a teen that's acts or has the life of a 'grandma' or old person. (Teenage grandpa or grandparent are expectable, depending on preferred pro-nouns.)

" Why am I tired all the time and hip problems?"

"Because you're a teenage grandma."

by Maltesershowell November 22, 2015

Grandma Sister

The most disgusting thing people in Alabama can do, when your grandma is also your sister

man i got with grandma sister the other day, i love her old pussy

by alabamainsest August 2, 2020

grandma weed

A new age lingo term for weed that looks in any way brown and old.

Mike: Hey do you have any bud?
Ben: I haven't bought some in a long time, all I got is this grandma weed.

by Professor S1gmus November 15, 2016