Funny Drunk

Not being able to walk straight due to extreme laughter.

Fred: "Aw man, I watched Harold and Kumar last night"
Ted:"You get funny drunk?"
Fred: "Hells yea bro, kept falling all over the place"

by GokuXiao August 22, 2011

funkyfantabalous

Something or someone that is totally awesome.

How is your day going so far? It's funkyfantabalous baby!!!

by cleojones September 28, 2011

Funky munch

A sexual act where the woman gives a man a blowjob while also trying to place the testicles in her mouth.

Don't stare at where a man zips. He may think you want to give a funky munch

by Peanutbuttersandwich August 28, 2012

funky pigeon

An immense human being, that can work out the age of the Universe and has such an amazing beard, that they deserve a personalised card.

Jack Johnson is such a funky pigeon.

by Quizteama aguillera May 21, 2014

Funky Cigarette

A more 'politically correct' word often used on British radio stations mainly by people who have never smoked weed before to describe a joint, zoot, spliff or any other hand-rolled cigarette containing high amounts of weed that makes you trip major balls sacks and leaves you with a weed-over you'll never forget the following morning.

Dealer: "hey kidz you all want a funky cigarette?"
Kidz: "what's a funky cigarette?"
Dealer: "a joint you dumb fucks!"
Kidz: "yeeeeeeeah!"

by jollyjoker96 June 19, 2016

Funny Dollar

When you buy someone a card for a dollar or less but it was worth it.

Kevin: Thanks for the card Alex!
Alex: No problem I got it for a funny dollar!

by TheBrokenBackFucker August 26, 2016

funny runnies

Diarrhea. When a lot of shit comes out and it’s both solid and liquid. Usually accompanied by gurgling sounds and a foul stench.

I’m not sure if I should eat that 3rd burrito because I may get the funny runnies.

by JDubs85 June 1, 2018