Fred Durst

The worst "entertainer" of all time.

The only dick in the biz worse than Avril Lavigne

by levicom July 27, 2005

Fred Dursted

To have been only marginally worthy of attention to begin with, but currently to be thoroughly uninteresting, except as a contemptuous joke.

Yahoo! News and Urban Dictionary have both drawn attention to International Talk Like a Pirate Day this year. I think this thing has Fred Dursted.

by Murderface October 2, 2007

feudalism

A common social and political hierarchy seen in medieval Europe, Japan, and in various middle schools across the country. A king gives land to his vassals or knights and nobles who in turn give their land to peasants or serfs. In the end, everyone is under the control of several people and must pay them money and homage.

My middle school has a feudalistic hierarchy:

Bob: Dude Joe, give me five bucks, or I'll shun you!
Joe: *quickly gives Bob five bucks*
Fred: Bob break up with your girlfriend and give me five bucks. Joe, you can give me five bucks too, or I will shun both of you!
Bob: *breaks up with girlfriend and give Fred five bucks*
Joe: *Gives Fred five bucks*

Aaaaah feudalism in action...

by Wellesely Fudge Cake June 20, 2006

Fred

Fred n. 1) a person who spends a lot of money on his bike and clothing, but still can't ride, Poser. 2) A person who has a mishmash of old gear, doesn't care at all about technology or fashion, didn't race or follow racing, etc. Often identified by chain ring marks on white calf socks. Myth has it that "Fred" was actually a well-known grumpy old touring rider.

Some Freds are actually powerful riders that just don't care what others think.

1. Me and Jerry were riding flat out when some Fred on a rusty, Schwinn World blew past us like we were standing still. We tried to catch him but he was too fast.

2. Check out that guy! He's 100 pound over weight and his bike is a Lance Armstrong replica. The dude even has the Discovery Team kit. He must have spent 7 grand. What a Fred.

by Cannondale Chuck September 9, 2007

Frauda

fake purse, sunglasses or other fashion item made to resemble ones designed by Prada.

"she said she bought it at Prada in Italy, but she clearly got in on Canal Street. It's a total Frauda."

by Lauratotallyrules June 22, 2006

Fred

an awesome guy who is good at sports, and super smart. tends to have cool hair. Freds are cute, super super hot amazin in bed a perfect kisser and has a big dick, best friend you will ever have. good at xbox. laughs at almost everything, so great sense of Humor. if you know a Fred then you are lucky

girl 1: omg omg omg, who is that??? he is sooo cute
girl 2: o i don't know, but i'm guessing his name is Fred, i mean who else would be THAT cute

by raid1234567 December 15, 2010

Freda

Usually a big cry baby. But very sweet and kind hearted. She also can cook very well.

Your acting like Freda.

by Goddess3434 December 24, 2016