Floridian maze

Invented by youtuber Graystillplays, a floridian maze is a spiral type maze that instead of getting lost inside, you give up as it can stretch to 1000's of miles or until save file breaks.

Florida man gave up all hope when he entered the floridian maze.

by Almightytoaster June 3, 2020

Farideh

The kind of woman that you might meet in India at a Yoga Ashram, or on an Greek Island, or on a long weekend in Lisbon, or maybe go for a cup of tea with in Frankfurt. A Farideh is always a beautiful woman with deep dark eyes that make you realise what the writer meant when they said the eyes are the windows to the soul. Faridehs are very good at smiling, and when they do so it makes everyone else want to join in. They are by nature inquisitive and want to learn about themselves and the world they live in. They make good travel companions, being adventurous in spirit.Individuals remark that the World is a more beautiful place when you know a Farideh.

Farideh, did I meet you in a Yoga class?

by Ramblingman June 16, 2020

Florida Sweetbreads

Floating human shit found in a natural body of water like a lake, river or ocean that was intentionally released from someone’s bowels.

I hung my ass over the pier and dropped some Florida sweetbreads.

We were swimming in the river and we dropped some Florida sweetbreads to keep the gators fed.

I was boogie boarding and pretty sure I surfed past some Florida sweetbreads.

We were boating all day and I dropped a few Florida sweetbreads through the day off the side.

by Dick Onchin October 18, 2020

Florida toothbrush

When someone brushes their teeth and spits it on a penis and then gives them a blowjob.

Oh man, I want to give you a Florida toothbrush.

by TurkeyBaster69 May 2, 2021

Martin Ford

A term used to describe a fat loser with no mates. He usually gets errections over Tai Lady Boys and he fingers his own ass

Oh man, I saw a Martin Ford the other day. He had tranny porn on the t.v.

by tklol December 15, 2008

Harrison Fordesque

When a man is almost as hot as Harrison Ford. He has the bushy Han Solo scruffy looking hair and the great facial expressions!

Mark Harmon is Harrison Fordesque, gorgeous!

by ANSmith120 July 17, 2009

Betty Ford It

When you have been on a rock star drinking and bad-decision making binge. You then ground yourself and put yourself into an imaginary rehab, in your own home, for a period of no more than a month.

NiNi and CeeTee were out of control last weekend. They better Betty Ford It.

"Dude, we were wrecked last night"
"I know, I can't find my panties, we totally need to Betty Ford It"

by You're Welcome October 30, 2012