Fausto

A faun that looks like Mr Thomas from Narnia

Fausto stole my Netflix.

by Pettysuzy September 30, 2016

Fluster

What the kids are calling it these days.

David: "Dude did you fluster Sally last night?"
Beckett: "Dude, I took her up to make out point and we flustered all night!"
David: "That's gnarly bruh!"

by seanniebabe00 October 2, 2018

Fluntercunt

Ape like female creature who uses her wares to seduce unsuspecting men into the quagmire of meaningless toxic copulations. Believed to be the spawn of sasquatch, a dirty gym sock, and your grandmothers rancid carcass. She strikes her inebriated victims while powerless under the hallucinogenic properties of her greasy sludge pot charm.

Also known as: Floonta Coont, Skank Rat, Musky Odors, Dead Bodies, and Harry Browneye

“The Fluntercunt had her way with me last night and left me itchy, smelly and stunned like a hairless swamp bear choking on the fumes.”

“Even Jesus the savior of many souls can’t clear away the shame and humiliation of a night trapped in the Fluntercunt’s sewer pipe skankhole!”

by wrathsblood June 18, 2008

flaster

To jerk off at a very fast rate

Oh man I flaster so hard to good porn next thing I know I'm already cumming

by Rko August 21, 2015

Flast

To be the first, and the last, to do something, reach a milestone, or achieve historic success.

President John f Kennedy was the Flast Catholic president, while Barack Obama is the Flast black president.

by Danman73 July 4, 2016

flustrated

The combination of a person being frustrated because of an added state of being flustered.

Becky is so flustrated because she lost her car keys, her boss is yelling at her and she has a headache.

by jimuddy January 27, 2007

flustrated

the act of not getting any and wanting it cause all you hear is people bitch about it.

Ethan is always flustrated.

by Nate34958839 February 22, 2009