Trump-flap

The hair piece of a bumbling retard terrorizing the villagers. One day it will get its vengeance and smother the troll in his sleep. Sweet sweet freedom. Then all flaps across the world will take over their hosts and run for president. That'll be the day

"The Trump-flaps will rule the world"

by Demontickler September 15, 2016

flapjack

the overhanging fat on a woman's belly usually after she has kids

i don't see your cesarean scar? lift up my flapjack and you will see it.

by SexyTexan January 12, 2012

Flap Jaw

A male or female who's jaw dislocates multiple times while performing oral sex.

Carl: What happened to you last night?
Frank: Picked up a hooker for a little blow and go.

Carl: How was it?
Frank: Rough. Bitch must of had her jaw busted by her pimp. She was a Flap Jaw. I kept thrusting it out of joint.

by Eaton Holgoode May 3, 2015

Flap

Not responding to text, or calls: avoiding people: Not following through with word/or promise.

"I thought you were gonna hit me up?"

Oh, i forgot.

"Shut up you a FLAP!!!"

-____-

by NDP!! February 7, 2013

emo flap

A hairstyle symbolizing one's angst and hatred of the world. It covers one of the eyes and comes down in a pizza slice shape. Commonly associated with emotionally challenged children. Keanu Reeves used to have one.

Person 1: "Did you see that dude's emo flap?"
Person 2: "Yeah man, he must hate his parents..."

by cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuc October 28, 2014

cankerblossom flapdragon

wankerdickheadsilly twit Used to describe someone in Old English basically to degrade them. A nice change from the usual

Oi ya cankerblossom flapdragon..Stop fucking around..

by Alice Adriaanse September 12, 2006

Rusty Flapjack

The untimely incident when a male is having unprotected sex with his partner through the precut hole in his boxers, and at the point of ejaculation pulls out not only of his partner but back into his boxers thus, ejaculating into his underwear. The soiling of one's boxers from the inside with seminal fluid is the Rusty Flapjack.

“So, I was fucking this bitch hard from behind in my Ferrari, right? I'm saying balls deep, you know? and right before I busted my nut, I thought about the leather and pulled a rusty flapjack. Fuck! I shoulda nutted on that tight, young ass!”

by AndyTS December 31, 2007