floating the rag

when a tampon is in an overfill emergency situation and needs to be replaced.

Damn, I'm floating the rag, you got a tampon?

by Bejuled Asshole November 18, 2020

Floating

The same as being tipsy, but for when you smoke the ganja.

Bro those two hits just left me floating.

by Balamtoumg Palace February 17, 2021

Floating

When you’re smoking weed and you’re just below high

Jeff: how’s it going?
Frank: so good, I’m just floating rn

by Busterscruggs January 15, 2021

floating teapot

An object that is nebulously and indescribably homosexual.

"Hey, check out my new pair of pink skintight leather pants!"
"Dude, those are such a floating teapot."

by ArtOfMecha May 27, 2021

Floating Mermaid

When taking a dump in a porta-potty and the shit hits the water and the blue colored water and it gently kisses your butt hole

I was taking a dump in a 130 degree Porta-potty and the water gave me a Floating Mermaid

by Doc-Johnson July 25, 2021

Flirting with Ape

What Werewolf and 31 players in telegram do when they can't cut it

Person 1: Matthew infected 4 players
Person 2:Ikr.Miracle!
Person 3:He's obv flirting with Ape

by Mx.Lilith August 4, 2021

floriting

Taking DA FAWK off on everyone at the stop light .

Cordelia is floriting racing the mustang !!

by Smackdaddygordan September 13, 2021