Floof McDoof

(Adj.) Created by a Marine and his Navy friend, a 'Floof McDoof' describes the ultimate ideal cool person, what all males aspire to be. Expletives can be added to the phrase to enhance the effectiveness of the phrase. The 'Floof McDoof' can only be used to describe a male.

That boy was Floof McDoofin it for sure!
Or with an expletive: Man, he is THEE Floof McF###ingDoof!

by Dustin M. July 11, 2005

floober

An oversized marijuana cigarette. AKA, joint.

Yo, pass that floober to the left, man!

by Flaste September 16, 2006

Floof

To roll your eyes and huff

When I asked her to do something for me she floofed me and started complaining.

by JlynnieK March 26, 2009

floofy

something big, hairy, gross, etc.

ex. 1 : "ew, my hair is all floofy today!"
ex. 2 : "what's that ugly floofy thing in the toilet?"
ex. 3 : "why is your cooch all floofy?"

by xscottxamyxsamanthaxmariahx June 11, 2006

flooded beef

The point at which during vaginal intercourse, the female has pissed, and the male has not yet pulled his penis out of the vagina; The point before being floodgated.

Suzy: AH! I just pissed!

Bob: Aw, fuck. Now I have to deal with your flooded beef before I pull out! Thanks, Bitch!

by breezer8807 February 20, 2010

flooded canyon

The act of moistening one's finger(s) and sliding them down someones pants into their ass crack. Thereby mimicking the water drenched walls of a canyon after a flood.

Man my girlfriend doesnt stop licking me, she thinks its funny or something. I guess its time i end this with a flooded canyon down her Levis

by (jesus)88 February 25, 2008

floogey

A nose burger, snot.

You pick your nose and out comes a floogey on your finger.

by J. Lowery March 21, 2008