floaties

The abstract shapes you see after staring at light or rubbing your eyes.

"I stared at the sun and now I can't see around my floaties."

by KorZ96 April 23, 2017

floating the bullfrog

floating the bullfrog - the ever soothing act of your buoyant balls afloat a body of water.

History...just a funny saying that I heard once about 30 years ago and never again since..unless said by me. Just funny imagery I guess.

-My me-time is often spent floating the bullfrog in the bathtub.

- Vacationing on the lake and floating the bullfrog brings back fond memories

by Bungee Minor July 6, 2017

Floating Caramel

1. A Metaphorical meaning of the amazingness of caramel.
2. Showing the level of Caramel in relation to the bottom of the ocean

I love floating CARAMEL!
She's floating.

by WaveZ3000 January 8, 2018

Floaf

Floaf: adj. Term to describe a true Absolute Unit in loaf form.

"I see this chinchilla is of floaf proportions."

by 1BSJSIIQIQNEBNEJWOQ June 17, 2018

Floating Lotus

A selfie taken by one with a vagina, set in a bathtub or body of water.

Also possibly a yoga pose while nude, in the water.

A friend made up the phrase innocently, and this is precisely where my mind went.

Send me a picture of you in your granny panties doing downward dog or floating lotus.

by #yeggirl August 14, 2019

float pussy

When you pour rootbeer into a girl's pussy then proceed to cum inside of it.

Bro if she won't let you get that float pussy she doesn't truly love you!

by Wagdog007 December 4, 2019

Floats the boat in your river

What gets a girl wet and creates a flow of vaginal discharge; enough to float a boat.

You have some weird fetishes but whatever floats the boat in your river

by Billam7 January 25, 2020