uranium fever

a song by elton britt made popular by the fallout franchise

Well, I don't know, but I've been told
Uranium ore's worth more than gold
Sold my Cad', I bought me a Jeep
I've got that bug and I can't sleep

Uranium fever has done and got me down
Uranium fever is spreadin' all around
With a Geiger counter in my hand
I'm a-goin' out to stake me some government land
Uranium fever has done and got me down

Well I had talk with the AEC*
And they brought out some maps that looked good to me
And one showed me a spot that he said he knowed
So I straddled my Jeep and headed down the road

I reckon I drove about 100 miles
Down a bumpy road out through the wilds
When all of sudden I bounced to a stop

At the foot of a mountain, didn't have no top

Uranium fever has done and got me down
Uranium fever is spreadin' all around
With a Geiger counter in my hand
I'm a-goin' out to stake me some government land
Uranium fever has done and got me down

Well I took my Geiger and I started to climb
Right up to the top where I thought I'd find
A hunk of rock that would make it click
Just like I'd read about Vernon Pick

On the second day, I made the top
And I'm tellin' you, Steve, I was ready to stop
The only clickin' that I heard that day
Was the bones in my back that had gone astray

Uranium fever has done and got me down
Uranium fever is spreadin' all around
With a Geiger counter in my hand
I'm a-goin' out to stake me some government land
Uranium fever has done and got me down
eh its to long just look up the song

by qwertyuiop[]\QWERTYUIOP{}| March 21, 2022

Pokémon Go fever

The feeling that you must play Pokémon go whenever you are outside.

I have a serious case of Pokémon go fever

by hey-buddo July 16, 2016

Zombie Fever

To be dreadfully addicted to all zombie content... Movies, Games, Music... (mostly games).

This addiction must be as bad as an Alchoholic going clean or a Smoker that is quitting.

Zombie Fever and Me: I just recently played CoD: WaW: Nazi Zombies - der Riese. Ever since, I have watched the trailer for it over 100 times and I still can't play it enough. I haven't been able to play it for 4 days because my friend is the one that has it and we haven't hung out.

I WANNA PLAY IT!!!

by Caroswen August 20, 2009

bunghole fever

An obsession to try anal sex.

Ever since he saw that porno, he's had bunghole fever.

by Mike Oxhard July 11, 2006

Obama fever

The transcendental orgasmic feeling that gives the impression that one's Earthy responsibilities, and duties will disappear out of existence in an instant with the inauguration of Barack Hussein Obama (a.k.a barry soetoro, et.al.)as President of the United States.

(usually said with breathless excitement) "I can't wait for Barak Obama to be President! He will pay for my mortgage, and my car loan, and my credit card loan, and feed me and my family and wipe my ass after taking a shit... and make me happy for the rest of my life and for all time! Obama fever is great!"

by felipe2009 January 19, 2009

Ferenginar

n. Home planet of the Ferengi, as mentioned and seen in Star Trek, a muddy world, covered in bugs and stuff.

Point of interest; the Tower of Commerce, highest building on Ferenginar.

Girl: Wanna go to Ferenginar?
Dude: What?! No! It's too wet!
Girl: Aww, but I wanna see the Tower of Commerce!

by MeowShesALeo August 1, 2010

Femen Semen

A females vagina fluid.

Thomas will never taste femen semen.

Avery makes all the ladies wet with femen semen

by Phat Duong November 7, 2016