Anti-Fetus 

People who are anti-fetus believe in the same rights as people who are pro-choice but for more sinister reasons

(For the English spelling see 'Anti-Foetus')

"So you're anti-fetus rather than pro-choice but we all agree that women have the right to choose right?"

"Kind of but really I just hate fetuses. Those things freak me out."

"They are ugly."

"Yeah, like a monkey with the AIDS or something."

Anti-Fetus by H.S. Willsy August 27, 2011

Charred Fetus 

There was once a Russian couple that lived in Chernobyl. They were married and lived happily until there was a horrible nuclear explosion. And at the time Mrs. Romanavanava was with child but the nuclear radiation caused her body to disintegrate leaving only the placenta sheltering a fetus. The placenta rolled into a lake which had been contaminated. Then two nearby oil trucks collided which caused the nuclear lake to catch fire which caused the placenta to explode and the fetus to become immediately charred and fused with nuclear DNA. A nearby adoption agency truck passed the lake and saw the smoldering fetus that had washed ashore. They picked it up and put tennis shoes and braces on it. They sprayed it with chemicals and placed it in a test tube.

Ten years after the incident an innocent American couple looking to adopt a russian child stumbled upon this peculiar fetus. Still lodged in the test tube and sprinkled daily with chemical X in the hope it would survive, the couple took immediate liking to this strange and charred organism. The adoption papers were filed and finalized and the American family flew back to America where the charred fetus is rumored to live and roam around the suburbs of Carrollton, Texas.

Dude...have you heard the legend of the "Charred Fetus"

Ya man I thought I saw it in fourth period Health! He still has braces and tennis shoes and everything!

Charred Fetus by Jamal Montel Willams January 1, 2009

Chair Fetus 

when a girl has her period in a chair and a guy sperms in the same chair it combines to make a baby.

Hey, don't sit on that chair fetus.

Chair Fetus by CheeseyBanana April 12, 2009

FECAL FETUS FACE FUCK 

While a woman is excreting a new born through her vaginal wall a man will thrust his genitalia into the soft skull of the new born just as it crowns. The man will continue his thrusting until he reaches his highest of ecstasy. he will then release his proto children into the chasm of what is left of the child’s cranium, all while every party member involved are releasing their rectal waste (including the camera-man). In order to perform properly the infant must not be allowed to fully leave the vajayjay until the very end.

Commonly abbreviated as (the 4F's)

I hear that malisa is in her 2nd trimester i think i might ask if i can do the 4f's to her

shit dude i saw a girl doing a FECAL FETUS FACE FUCK on the internet yesterday it was soooooooooo smexy

hey whatever you do don't get an abortion there’s allot of guys that will pay allot of money to do the 4F's

FECAL FETUS FACE FUCK by EL_CHRISTO72 April 6, 2010

Dorsal Fetus 

A parasite that resembles a fetus that attachs itself to the back of the victim and uses a fleshy tube to siphon nutrients to itself.

"Man, that poor man has a huge dorsal fetus."

"Rachel had a dorsal fetus on her back, so i decided we wouldn't have sex."

Dorsal Fetus by emilyann691 November 30, 2010

Ur Fetus Deletus 

Completely Surpasses the powers of small insults like "Ur mom gay", "Ur daddy lesbian", "Ur granny tranny", and "Ur grand-pap a trap". Even the thought of using the insult grants the insultee 20 extra chromosomes. Expelling this enchantment from your vocal cords immediately implodes into a blackhole which eradicates the known and unknown universe and creates a new big bang at which life itself is recreated with the only species being gay moms.

"Get out of here you fucking faggot!"

*gains 20 chromosomes*
"Ur fetus deletus-"

*imploding noises as black hole manifests through the insultee's anus*

Ur Fetus Deletus by RePziK May 11, 2018

Flame Fetus 

Pour lighter fluid on your dick and fuck a pregnant bitch

"I got my bitch pregnant on accident so I had to hit her with that "flame fetus"

Flame Fetus by EllroyGod December 19, 2021