Fetus

A person who weighs less than 120 and who is 5"3 or shorter. Often referred to as "little people". They often travel in herds.

"Look, it's a fetus!"
"We gotta go catch it!"
"Get the net!"
"Look, it has SHOES!"

by TierneyDee January 5, 2009

Fecus

After two gay men have sex, sometimes one is impregnated through the anus. The name for a fetus passed through the anus is fecus. It's usually dead, but on a rare occasion, a live fecus may be born. A.K.A. Anal miscarraige.

Also see skleet, the verb of passing a fecus.

Dude, I was taking a shit, and bam! There was this bloody fecus in the toilet!

by Grady123 February 2, 2008

Fetus Deletus

A spell for getting out of a pregnancy trap with hoes.

Fetus deletus!The baby is gone now.

by Jacob Rammingtons December 17, 2017

Femistache

This is the faint mustache seen on many older women and lesbians. Some of them even groom it and trim it into shape like men.

Me:Escuse me, mr-

lady with femistache:i'm a lady!

me:(thinking) well, you have one hell of a femistache! you look like a guy! (aloud) Sorry!

by Andariel The Cool December 4, 2009

bloody fetus

someone or something that is totally uncool which should make complete and total sense. for instance, take the word fetus alone. this word is hardly spoken amongst peer groups of any age, color, or sexual orientation. Adding "bloody" magically magnifies this already gross word into a ravaging triceratops bulls-eyeing into a grandmother's cooter.

Hello sir, I see you are in the process of blowing up an area full of women and children. You are a bloody fetus.

by Banshee Beat August 9, 2006

Fecal Fetus

A foul term in relation to the act of deficating, or a homosexual comment about making a child.

After Dirk ate 4 steaks, and 3 potatoes, he gave birth to a fecal fetus that broke the toilet.

I like that man over there i want to give him a fecal fetus.

by demtris October 1, 2006

zombie fetus

The fetus that comes out prematurely and latches onto your penis while having sex with a pregnant women.

That zombie fetus grabbed my penis and wouldn't let go!

by JRDI June 13, 2008