Skip to main content

Feed the Centipede

A way of announcing that you are going to the toilet in order to defecate.
I ate too much at lunch, I gotta go feed the centipede man
by CreamyBic October 27, 2012
mugGet the Feed the Centipede mug.

twit-feed

Your (or someone else's) twitter.com feed of what is typically completely useless shit.

Shortening of twitter also serves as a mild mockery of the service's users.
"What the hell is with this fucking traffic?"
"Maybe the twit-feed will answer this!"
by kidra July 9, 2012
mugGet the twit-feed mug.

Feed the Meter

When your dating a girl and she wants to have kids and get married, you get her whatever it takes to buy more time.
My girlfriend is talking about having kids, so I bought her a dog to feed the meter.

*Friend 1:* My girlfriend is turning 33 tomorrow.

*Friend 2:* Gotta feed the meter bro!
by GKG1214 February 3, 2020
mugGet the Feed the Meter mug.

Pub feed

When a true blue aussie bogan goes to the local pub to get a big fat greasy feed.
Bogan: Yeah mate im really craving to go for a pub feed right now.
by Ch0dehaver October 30, 2022
mugGet the Pub feed mug.

Black Feed

Black Feed, most commonly known as kfc or watermelon are to of the ingredients to grow, raise, and sustain a black person. Black Feed is the only thing that they will consume or else gang violence occurs.
My homie went and purchaced some Black Feed for him and his kid.
mugGet the Black Feed mug.

Feeding tube

He is living off of a feeding tube.
Hym “Totally incapable supporting his self. Hasn’t done a goddamn thing in his worthless fucking life. He’s practically hooked up to a feeding tube. There is not a single worthwhile thing about that piece of shit. But he’s one of the chosen. And no the marginalized only get a voice if the women consent to it. You’re just as much of a piece of shit as he is.”
by Hym Iam September 28, 2022
mugGet the Feeding tube mug.

Feed The Goat.

Feed The Goat means to do all that is necessary to become great/greater in any aspect of life you see fit, any despite adversity.
Everyone has the potential to be great at something, yet most never will. Just like the nutrients needed for a plant to grow, the greatness inside of you must be fed and nurtured in order to grow as well. So, Feed The Goat.
by Growth Squared April 15, 2022
mugGet the Feed The Goat. mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email