scat masturbation

1. Masturbating while covered in feces
2. Putting shit on your hand and masturbating thereby mimicking anal sex

1. That chick from two girls and one cup has a new video, she scat masturbates and looks all muddy. That's some awesome scat masturbation, Holmes.
2. My girl won't let me do anal so I scat masturbate to a picture of her ass. Scat masturbation makes me cum hard.

by Damian St.Croix November 28, 2013

constitutional masturbation

To masturbate using an American flag folded up like a dildo.

I was so worked up I had no choice but to go for some constitutional masturbation

by 1970 ink slinger March 9, 2016

knife masturbation

Knife masturbation is obviously - masturbating with a knife. A form of knifeplay which involves fucking yourself with a knife, could be several different places. I prefer my asshole. The hard part is sticking the tip inside. Or if there is rigid ends it becomes more difficult. Some may enjoy poking themselves with knives but youll never truly live until the blade is up your ass.

Ever tried knife masturbation? its awesome and painful

by Giant ballsack Tumor May 13, 2016

Farturbating

Farturbating, the less-acceptable version of the farting and masturbating incarnations (the other being Masturfaring), is when one elects to masturbate after they have already begun to pass gass (i.e. fart).

The order of these activities is crucial : If you are gassy (i.e. farting) and you elect to masturbate, you are Farturbating. Congratulations. If you begin masturbating and realize you are gassy, though continue, you are masturfarting. Also, congratulations.

For disambiguation, see FARTURBATING, and the sister activity, QUEEFURBATING

I was gassy, but didn't want that to prevent me from re-living my makeout sesh with Britney last night. I had to start farturbating

by MasturBATing September 27, 2010

masturbation

When you have nothing else to do and are really bored:)and well you dont have the helping hand of your mate or hid dick or vag..enjoy

tom had to use a bit of his masturbation skills as his girlfriend was too pissed off at him

by lollipoppar January 17, 2010

Cronic Masturbation

1. A condition that slowly causes you to die due to masturbating nonstop for weeks or even months on end.

2. The act of masturbating with weed or other incriminating items stuffed between your hand and you penis.

That kid Zach is a victim of cronic masturbation because he cant make it through the school day without jacking-off.

by Vengefulsorrow January 20, 2009

spanish masturbation

1. The act of rhythmically thrusting the penis between a pair of breasts.
2. Also known as 89 and other more vulgar terms.

si ella estaba masturbandome con sus tetas, se llama 'Spanish Masturbation'

by Dan October 19, 2004