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Fatisim

Your so far
Calm down with the fatisim
by Fat4lyf December 3, 2019
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Facts

Something that is unmistakably true and in no way false and cant be trumped by something else.
A dick is a penis and thats a fact

Stephan loves Chloe the most and those are the facts
by Chloe facts October 28, 2019
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Fatistuta

A rotund man in their mid 30s who plays 5 a side football.

A fatistuta “used to have it” but has “lost a yard”.

and carries weight that he did not in his glory days. In spite of this, he still showcases an admirable level of skill

Often seen with a purple fiorentina shirt, snug to the middle region and declaring “he’s still got it, lad has..." after scoring a tap in from 5 yards. This is known as a 'Fatigol'.
"He's a decent player, at least he used to be. He's become a bit of a Fatistuta these days..."
by Bayesoir December 31, 2019
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FARTIST

A fake artist, one who’s public relations and media hype far exceed their talent. Classic fartist would be Andy Warhol or Jakson Pollack. A contemporary fartist would be Taylor Swift, little talent, no singing voice, but a lot of publicity hype.
We paid big money for 2 tickets in the balcony and after 10 minutes on stage it was obvious the guy was a fartist. All hype, no talent.
The painting in the MOMA ( Museum of Modern Art ) looked like the fartist had let her dog roll in a can of house paint and then fall asleep on the canvas.
by Dr. Gunther Volt March 9, 2020
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FACTS

Something that is extremely true and can be proven

For example team work makes the dream work especially when that team is Poppy and nate
AN example of a facts is that Team work makes the dream work especially when that team is Poppy and nate.
by Dotty123 April 28, 2021
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factsing

Spittin facts all the time, or confirming what people are saying to be facts
Bro your factsing right now
The ocean is made of water, ‘yeah facts’
by anonymous June 20, 2021
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facts and reason

The number one enemy of all sweaty internet bigots.
User 1 used... bigoted statement!
User 2 used... facts and reason and dealt collateral damage!
User 1 used... ad hominems and confirmation bias but the attack was not effective!
User 2 used... facts and reason and dealt collateral damage!
User 1 used... ad hominems but the attack was not effective!
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