Facebook

Life clutter. A waste of time.

Facebook is such a waste of time. It's like life clutter. I don't miss it at all.

by Mr Special September 1, 2018

Facebook

A website where you can enter all your information and have it hacked and distributed to international companies without your consent for free.

I had a Facebook account, but Cambridge Analytica stole my information. Thanks Zuckerberg!

by imagoofygoober123 January 11, 2019

Facebook

A lame and simple social network website that hides the pages you followed, discourages socializing with new people, makes it impossible to find local people, and spams your screen with ads so that the CEO can get more money to build his fifteenth glass-walled house.

Don't socialize elsewhere or anywhere mate, just use Facebook, strap on your Facebook VR goggles and watch your friends on Facebook from a distance in stunning 5K 3D.

by M.W. Legends March 31, 2019

facebook

Graveyard for dead friendships.

Try hiding your birthday on facebook, see if someone remembered.

by Rest In Pain December 30, 2018

Facebook

A website that allows you to stalk people you haven’t seen in years

“ I’ve been searching my old classmates names on Facebook.”

by Boneless watermelon September 4, 2019

Facebook

A stupid and pointless website for plebs who care more about gossip than friendship.

"Man, I really don't like Facebook!"
"What? Why's that?"
"Because Facebook is a stupid and pointless website for plebs who care more about gossip than friendship."
"Aw... Aw ok." *Proceeds to delete Facebook*

by Mackarony5 January 17, 2018

Facebook

Instagram, but for old people.

Jimmy? How do I take a picture on the Facebook?

by BoredomClass101 August 18, 2018