national fuck day

a day where you can have sex with a guy without saying no homo

dude1 hey happy national fuck day. dude2 did you bring the condoms

by ytsspecter May 6, 2019

National Fuck Your Partner Day

July 2nd - National Fuck Your Partner Day. You get to fuck your partner all day today, No matter what. Dom your wife fellas, July 2nd is Fuck your Partner day.

Chad: "oh, it's July second Jessie, National Fuck Your Partner Day. I get to fuck you all day."

Brenda: "For the last time Jessie is your ex girlfriend, please stop calling me by her name."

Chad: "Can we still fuck?"

Brenda: "lol ya"

by Jschlatt.Schlatt July 1, 2021

International fuck Jordan's bitch day

march the 16 is a very special and dear United States holiday with everybody goes to fuck Jordan's bitch

"it's international fuck Jordan's bitch day let's go see the hoe!

by slimeyshotts April 30, 2025

Fuck a frog day!

On April 12th, who ever poses as a frog, you get to penetrate them in the ass for as long as you want!

hey its April 12th, Fuck a frog day!

by Fuckfrogsday April 12, 2022

Fuck a Jerem day

A day where all the Jeremy can fuck who they want

Guy 1 : Dude tomorrow is fuck a Jerem day

Jeremy : uWu

by Zbilate July 12, 2022

National Fuck Day

April 17th a day where when u can fuck anyone you want any time you want. NO COMPLAINTS at all.

Hey its National fuck day baby get that ass over here NOW ots National Fuck Day

by Vince Madici April 15, 2019

December 5th fuck your roommate day

It’s the day all roommates who are secretly or not secretly gay to have sex with each other

Logan: Parker and Zack let’s have sex!
Parker: No I’m not gay
Logan: I am but it doesn’t matter it’s December 5th fuck your roommate day
Zack: Well Parker it is a holiday after all
Parker: But Logan my asshole still hurts from yesterday but oh well I’ll be walking like a penguin tomorrow

by Remmerr November 27, 2023