Definitions by Remmerr

December 5th fuck your roommate day 

It’s the day all roommates who are secretly or not secretly gay to have sex with each other

Logan: Parker and Zack let’s have sex!
Parker: No I’m not gay
Logan: I am but it doesn’t matter it’s December 5th fuck your roommate day
Zack: Well Parker it is a holiday after all
Parker: But Logan my asshole still hurts from yesterday but oh well I’ll be walking like a penguin tomorrow

December 5th fuck your roommate day by Remmerr November 27, 2023

remmerr 

Someone who goes to your girlfriends house and sucks her toes vigorously

He went completely remmerr on my girlfriend last night

remmerr by Remmerr May 1, 2018