First Day of School

It's never too bad...you have a clean slate, new classes, you get to see all the people who you haven't seen over the summer...that whole can't fall asleep the night before it type of thing. Then the second day comes, and it's not too bad. Then you get to the 4th and 5th days of school, and begin to realize that you will have to live with that hell for the next 9 months.

The first day of school is tommorrow...SHIT!!

by Jakabones August 13, 2006

Wake Forest University

Definitely the best school in North Carolina, the Deacons consistently have one of the best basketball teams in the country, and unlike their eastern ACC rivals, actually enjoy their time in college (see Duke University). Few campuses in the country can compete with the southern beauty of Wake's tree covered greens or the attractive student body (you have to send in a picture in order to get in).

The best four years of my life were spent at Wake Forest University.

by Deacon4Life April 22, 2005

first-born phobia

The common and general paranoia that parents often have with their oldest child. They are usually strict and uptight about activities, curfews, and relationships, but once the second child comes around, they loosen up a bit, often frustrating the first-born.

"Hey dude, ya going to the Blink-182 concert?"
"Sadly, no. My mom's got a serious case of first-born phobia."

by SanneStealsSocks August 28, 2009

first everything

First everything means when a couple gets together and they do everything for the first time. Holding hands to kissing all the way to fucking for the first time.

My first love, first kiss, first everything.

by Randy Brobandy November 15, 2013

First of the Day

First of the day, is actually the first drink of the day. Usually this is centered around, if in College, one waking up and instinctively grabbing beer instead of breakfast first. In other circles, this runs along the lines of taking your flask, mickey, 26er, or other bottles of liquor and swigging it - in those cases it can occur anytime during the day, preferably earlier from 8:30 AM - 1:00 PM. Continued drinking to follow.

However this term does not only apply to those who like alcohol, the term can also be used for drug use, wake and bake is synonymous with first of the day. Basically any intoxicating substance can be applied, though as a general rule alcohol is the main one considered.

From Easy Rider:

Jack Nicholson's character along with Dennis Hopper's and Peter Fonda's have just been released from the county lock up. Nicholson pulls out a mickey of Jim Beam and states,

"Here's the first of the day fellas. To ol' D.H. Lawrence."

He then swigs the Jim Beam and in a knee-jerk reaction lifts one arm and moves it like a chicken with a seizure. He makes a sound that echoes within the group,

"YA!!!!! ni-ni-ni-fu-fu-fu-gaahhhh... Indians."

by Jimblor April 7, 2009

I remember when I had my first beer.

An effective insult. Used when someone says something sophomoric. Made famous by Steve Martin on his "Wild and Crazy Guy" album.

(Audience member): What's your mood watch say?
(Martin): Yeah, I remember when I had my first beer.

by dcd$ January 21, 2011

Woodberry Forest

Woodberry Forest is an all male boarding school in Virginia where only the brightest, most athletic, best looking young men attend. Their counterpart, Episcopal High School, also located in Virginia, better known as the Retarded Druggy School (RDS) is where rejects of WFS attend. Episcopal is best known for having one of the worst football teams in the entire state.

Woodberry Forest has proved this year in and year out by beating them constantly by enormous scores year after year. The hope of Episcopal getting over their bad team may never be a reality as they continue to stuff steroids up their asses and hope for the best.

Woodberry Forest Boy: Oh man, is your anus better after that 42-0 defeat yesterday?

EHS Boy: You stupid farmer... argh, I'm so triggered, I'm going to go shoot some cocaine with my girlfriend.

by Woodberry Forest Committee October 13, 2016