Town Fiddler

One who is known for fiddling all the children in a town. The town fiddler is usually a short muscular guy.

Dad protect me, I think that’s the town fiddler.

by Tommy_Unit March 28, 2022

Fdiddle

To fuck around

Damnit stop fdiddling and lets finish!

by Don March 31, 2004

Fidlent

Cross between X-Factor, Idols and Britain's got Talent A Fidlent is a person that is in these shows (or any other talent-show) but has no clue that he/she is a talentless wanker.

Or

A person that thinks he/she can sing but has no talent WHAT SO EVER.

'OMG that's such a Fidlent, I see her every season winking at Simon Cowell besause she sings like his ass so she might have tought better kiss it as well."

"That's such a Fidlent not even that pub would want her singing to the bar itself."

by Saphii November 4, 2009

Faddlewop

A limp, shit covered penis after anal sex, with dingelberry fur stuck to it

Do not have sex with a girl when she's constipated, you'll end up having to deal with a shitty smell in the room and a disappointed faddlewop.

A complete moron.

by sammytee4free February 24, 2011

Fidlem bens

Slang term for counterfeiting $100 bills

Billy's gone up the river,they caught him for fidlem bens.....For what?....You know,making 100's.

by Fidlem Bennie January 4, 2014

Fiddlist

-A person who plays the violin, especially one who plays folk music.

-A person who cheats or swindles, especially one indulging in petty theft.

Michael plays the fiddle. Michael is a fiddler and doesn't believe fiddlist is a word.

by Thebeesknees February 28, 2017

Butt fuddle

(V.) The act of fuddling another persons butt. This can be man on woman, woman on man, man on man, and woman on woman.

After a romantic date with Ashley, I went back to her house and I butt fuddled her.

by SparkyT May 8, 2014