faltising

False Advertising; when things are not actually as they seem.

After Kenny removed Karen's bra and discovered that she was flat-chested, he accused her of faltising with her padded bra.

by MVP6 January 2, 2010

failtacular

a fail so epic it's almost a win.

- HOLY SHIT! did u c what mike did?
- yeah, how in the fuck did he fail that bad?
- i know man, it wuz failtacular

by bongblazer 52 March 30, 2011

faulknor

your girls last name after a couple drinks at the club, and you get caught slipping

Chris: hey jeff where's is molly
Jeff: *tear rolls down eye* she caught me talking to jane, and said she needed to grab a drink
Chris: and...
Jeff: her name is now molly faulknor
Chris: damnnnnn

by S4vage69 March 14, 2017

faulky

"Faulky" is defined as an extremely homosexual gaylord who loves the D 24 7.

My names Faulky. I is gay.

by EMAN SMITH May 15, 2017

faluto

A nigga failing at getting head

Jenny didn't give me head last night even though I gave her some, I'm such a faluto

by Lilxandic September 1, 2017

Faltskog's Law

The law which states that those people who claim to dislike something vehemently, secretly love it (e.g anti-gay pastors who are caught bumming a rent-boy). Named after Agneta Faltskog from ABBA - as anyone claiming to dislike ABBA is lying to themself...even Agneta Faltskog.

"How did you know I was gay?"
"You kept banging on about how much you hate gays - Faltskog's Law."

by Mestopheles November 12, 2017

Falterations

Altering your faults onto someone else

You altered your fault onto me ! How could you lie ? I never did such a thing! You’re throwing falterations at me!

by AnonymousTwins December 20, 2017