falacious

when a girl deserves to suck penis for a very long time

"that girl looks like she's falacious."
"You know the girl that came down to my house last night ? She's totally falacious."

by hotone October 3, 2008

Falcon Punch

Officially created in a south east england grammar school, falcon punch was originally a punch to a pregnant womans stomach, but the offspring of this phrase has succeeded, to the more ethical, less dangerous and practically more enjoyable FALCOOOOOOON PUNCCHH! Taking a Captain-Falcon like stance, swing the fist back and uppercut the targets rectum, a strait shot can have devestating effects; any of the following:
a) Instant case of touching cloth.
b) Instantly released fart
c) Slow build up to needing a massive crap.
d) Target instantly shits themselves.

As the venom of the falcon punch increases, the symptoms worsen. Often resulting in incapacitation. Requires FALCON PUNCHHHH to be shouted loudly whilst being carried out, or the same result is not achieved.

I need to go to the toilet, sam just falcon punched me.

Person1: FALCOOOOON PUNCH!
Person2: WHAT THE FUCK *shits themselves*

Ahh that reeks! did someone just get falcon punched or something?

by SamIsSexy. November 28, 2009

Blue Falcon

A "buddy fucker." One that screws over his fellow battle buddies for his own gain in life. A blue falcon is commonly known as the guy no one likes, the bird of prey, or the platoon bitch.

Maddox wasted all of his toilet paper crying in the bathroom, so to compensate he stole everyone else's.....damn blue falcon

by Thunderplebe October 26, 2009

Falc

A term synonymous with Trouble, Deception and Pranks. Used commonly by men as a codeword for any trouble being caused without arousing the suspicions of the opposite sex.

A: Did Falc visit the girls room last night?
B: Oh yeah and it was beautiful!

by Yr 11 men July 24, 2006

eating falcon

the act of cunniligus, oral sex on a woman, eating out

All the girls heard of your legendary eating falcon technique.
I hoped you washed up all from all of that eating falcon.

by Kool_AidX August 17, 2008

Falcao

A talented person who prefers money over performing in front of an actual atmospher and winning achievements that actually mean something.

I got offered a job at a successful organisation but I'm going to Falcao it because £160,000/week doesn't cover my hair products.

by Thejackhammerofbanana June 20, 2013

facicle

another name for face, and when turned into a verb it is faced

You have a cute facicle.
You've been faced!

by amorabear February 1, 2008