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by mrflipfone June 18, 2019
Get the the greatest to ever existmug. 1. woman who has college-age children and always hooks them (and their friends) up with alcohol. 2. woman with college-age children who knows how to use facebook effectively. 3. woman with college-age children who attends every college sporting event but somehow is not embarrasing.
friend 1: you have the coolest mom ever!!
friend 2: yeah you really do. Your mom got be a fifth for my birthday and i'd only met her one time!!
(mom overhears)
mom: i love you guys!! hope you get to have a wonderful summer without any arrests!
kid: mom!!!
friend 2: yeah you really do. Your mom got be a fifth for my birthday and i'd only met her one time!!
(mom overhears)
mom: i love you guys!! hope you get to have a wonderful summer without any arrests!
kid: mom!!!
by ashleighashashleigh May 23, 2010
Get the coolest mom evermug. 
"Whitewashed" or Educated African Americans. Along the same lines as "Dont chu evas" except since their educated, they pronounce the words correctly.
by ssftable September 29, 2003
Get the Do Not You Eversmug. Don't bring down Abi Titmuss. She's fucking fit and she would be better in the sack than any girl you've ever had. don't bring her down.
by TitmussJizzer June 6, 2004
Get the Biggest Slags Evermug. by not By the person who sent it May 7, 2019
Get the Cutest person evermug. once upon a time a man was white and then he got stupit an also he stait out in da sun to long and he got brown, so if a nigga be actin all old an shit he be a "the first nigger ever" also he love chicken and FRIED!
adam k. jus said "black men have wide noses so they can eat women viggerously and still be able to brethe" also he is the first nigger ever!
by bum-cum October 9, 2008
Get the the first nigger evermug.