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by Yikes. February 14, 2017
a litte boy with large pepperonis who will have be a successful SMALL BUSINESS OWNER of his ICE CREAM STORE
i WISH I WAS A SMALL BUSINESS OWNER LIKE EVAN
by EVAN ICE CREAM April 25, 2017
a guy who gets absolutely no fucking bitches, but assumes everyone wants a piece of him. he has no game, literally cannot pull any man, woman, or other non gender conforming person in the entire world.
by guy#3 November 01, 2023
evan is one of the biggest greasiest simps known to man. he will leave you for the wife all the time. he’s known for face timing his girlfriend while playing cod with the boys. he likes weird videos about old men spanking their cock. he’s a very special individual, but if you ever have a friend named evan. just make sure you don’t get him a girlfriend cause you will never see him again.
by sillywillybilly May 31, 2020
A weird guy with a foot fetish that is mean and over exaggerates and i find it weird about the shit he does lol tee hee
by You’re fucking dumb July 28, 2019
by Robdinglehefner November 27, 2017