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Europenishead

When Europeans are being dickheads.
That arrogant Europenishead thought they were better than Americans.
by PurpleSkies November 1, 2024
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Europeans

Europeans
by Guccipolo November 8, 2025
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european telephone

john got pissed of at jim so he gave him a european telephone, right in the face!!!
by poo pocet March 29, 2011
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european soldier bag

A man purse or murse. Also, comenly reffered to as a sathcel. Different from a back pack or book bag in that it usually only has one strap. Can be carried over the shoulder or cross body, like a messanger bag (even worse than over the shoulder, if you can imagine). In a few rare instances, the strap may only allow it to be carried using just one hand, like a PURSE. Unless you are actually from Europe & still in Europe (and even then I would question it), the "ESB" is completely unacceptable. Usually, carrying one will undoubtedly have you mistaken as being gay.
Progressive commercial where the man is accused carrying the ladies purse, NOPE it's actually a european soldier bag bought by the wife.

The Hangover, "It's not a man purse, it's called a satchel, Idiana Jones wears one." NO DUDE, it's a ESB. thanks.
by Textmessagebreakup August 4, 2011
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european ass bag

a pouch or tool bag worn by men working, but loaded with feminine items such as hand cream, nail clippers etc.
check out curtis's european ass bag! he looks ridiculous, whats up with the giant tube of hand cream?
by carp it up January 12, 2012
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European Slinky

A widely criminalized sex-act, involving 3 people, an intercom system, and a television switcher. The act is most common among workers in the Television industry, which has given them their godless, hedonistic reputation.
John, Jo and Jane sustained horrible injuries, because they participated in a European Slinky.
by Lev Sportsinterviews February 16, 2012
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European Video

New Orleans is a viable place to buy European video
by FolkandFlipFlops December 13, 2014
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