English Major 

1. One who went to college to major in English.
2. One who corrects your pronunciation of anything you say.

1. What are you goin to major in? "English."
2. Kara- It's 'electricity', not 'electwicity', you idiot!
Shawn- Shut up! English Major...

English Major by Firehazel August 22, 2009

english breakfast

a double dose of aspirin and water

i have a hangover, i need an english breakfast

english breakfast by tyronedashizzle May 12, 2007

english pounds

(N) A term used to describe sterling currency.
1. Used to put greater emphasis on the value of currency in question.
2. Used to seperate the currency of the great nation motherland (England) from that of it's far shoddier neighbours (Scotland, Wales)

1. That cost me 10 ENGLISH POUNDS, look after it!

2. So that's 50 english pounds then, none of that foreign muck, no?

english pounds by paulh August 22, 2005

english english

The original language, that is to say the language spoken by the people of its country of origin. As opposed to American English (aka 'Anglo-American') and worst of all Microsoft English (though there are a few others which vary from the original to a lesser extent).
The most notable change in the American variant of English is that it has hundreds of changes to spelling, mostly to make it more phonetic, though there are a few words which have been added or their definition changed.
Microsoft English is the language that Microsoft Word describes as 'English (UK)', and remains a mystery to us mortals. No-one knows what the f*ck it is, but it's certainly not quite the same as anything else. I really want some of whatever the programmers were smoking when they made Microsoft Word's spelling/grammar checker (emphasis on the grammar check).

Person A - "WTF?! Look at this grammar 'correction'!"
Person B - "Whoa! What's that all about? I wish MS would just use English English!"

english english by Zadok13 June 14, 2007

English people 

A bunch of crooked nosed bastards that shag and finger each other with their cheesy hairy fanny and also do it with sheep’s the ugly long faced knobs.

Did you see all they English people fingering themselves with the new dildo 2000 bunch of fairy pricks they would be better of flying away with their wings

English people by English are trannys December 12, 2021

English Cunt 

1) Forum troll from ye ol' merry England.

2) Finger banger with crooked teeth.

Fuck You Kev you english cunt.

English Cunt by Loosenut September 2, 2008

English only

A law that requires materials and services funded using taxpayer dollars to be provided in English. Laws such as these have only been passed in areas where the vast majority of people speak English, and have for centuries.

Liberals view this as radical and racist because it supports the needs of one group over another. Liberals, as always, are free to fund it by themselves if they feel so strongly about it. But then that goes against the central tenet of these left-leaners: "We just come up with the moral compass, we shouldn't have to pay for it."

Juanita has been living illegally in Texas for 10 years and wants to send her kids to public schools. Unfortunately, they're English only and she doesn't want to learn English or teach them English at home, so she and her friends demand the schools hire translators to teach their kids in Spanish. This, of course, neglects the Chinese, etc. Soon, our country will be a place where everyone can learn but noone can understand each other.

English only by FigurinOutLife February 1, 2007