english kiss

English kiss a kiss which is known to progress into some sexual activity
by rach1234567899 July 06, 2007
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english joint

hand-rolled cigarrettes laced with marijuana. sometimes called "work pot". its supposed to get you high but not so high that it will make you unproductive.
oi! give the lad an english joint and get him to work on that tune!
by adamramone September 20, 2007
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English Shower

An alternative to showering. Instead of having a normal shower, using shampoo and soap, you have an English shower, which consists of covering your fetid body with deodorant.
Fuck, I stink and I have no time to wash, I guess I'll just have to have an English Shower
by Gareth88 April 05, 2006
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English grammar

English grammar should be pointed out with correct and accurate terms.
Yo see me, Youll do so l8r, trust me on 'dis!
by Popoi June 23, 2004
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English Earmuff

When you're done have hardcore sex with a girl you take a shit in your hand and slap her in the ear with it
After i was done with that whore i english earmuffed that bitch
by english earmuffin all the time November 08, 2010
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THE queens English

Language spoken by the queen, noted as the perfect way to speak english. That's if you can understand it!
Also uses 'we' instead of 'I'.
Would 1 like to come to tea?
We are a grand-mother! (Margret Thatcher)
by Da Gaz December 27, 2004
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Proper English

Unlike Standard or Common English which refer to a formal or casual (which can incorporate texting abbreviations etc. and the rules that apply when using them) form respectively, Proper English is different. Many people still don't know that while Standard and Common forms can change based on society's changes, Proper English cannot. Standard and Proper English used to be one and the same, however with major grammatical changes, such as the dropping of "thou" and "thine", Proper English and Standard English split. This is due to the fact that the Proper form is not allowed to change it's grammatical rules, excepting the additions of words where needed. Therefore, Proper English actually refers to Middle English, where these rules for the language were set in place. Standard And Common forms were also one and the same. More can be found at Standard English
"Shakespeare is actually written in Proper English"
by Gr@mmar Nut October 10, 2017
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