girl next door

Well, I mean there's those girls who are just "Hollywood" types. They're all dolled up and sure they may look great on TV/movies, but they need make up to do so. Then there's the girl next door whose beauty is understated, and doesn't need all the makeup, cameras, and bright lights to look pretty. She's just pretty without all of that.

She doesn't have to try to catch my eye. She's like the girl next door.

by nire72 September 25, 2011

Dooring

When you and some friends get out of your car, and run over to someone else's car and open all their doors then run back. The more doors and/or a trunk you can open the better. Also the less people in the car to help shut the doors afterwards the better.

We went Dooring at the stoplight to my friends car, forcing him to get out and shut all his doors.

by SgtSausage June 14, 2012

Knocking at the back door

When someone with a hard on grinds it against your ass while dancing, cuddling, spooning, or just standing behind you.

Tanya loved spooning but hated when her boyfriend used it as an excuse to go knocking at the back door all night.

“That guy at the bar was cute but he was knocking at the back door all night on the dance floor and that’s why I didn’t go home with him. Why bring someone home if you know he’s just packing half a roll of Life Savers in his pants?”

by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

about as useful as a screen-door on a submarine

Utterly useless
A waste of oxygen
Completely worthless
A waste of space
Devoid of any purposeful function on this earth
Something about as useful as a screen door on a submarine

"This screen door on our submarine is about as useful as a screen-door on a submarine."

by shakneekwa October 14, 2005

trap door shit

A violent shit best described as simulating the act the free-fall that is possible should one kick open a "trap door" and fall through - a "trap door shit" is when a defecator victoriously evacuates with JUST enough time before shitting oneself - that unrelenting shit being of flood force when released - kicking out as if it was free falling through a "trap door." Often, but not always triggered by diarrhea.

"It was a real race to the toilet - I was fighting hard to hold in a trap door shit that was screaming and threatening to run down my leg."

by Aspirin Ott July 29, 2008

doomtree

Lets see....What can I add about one of the most underrated hip-hop groups of all time. Their from Minneapolis and have nine members. Five mc's and four producers/DJ's. P.o.s., Sims, Dessa, Mike Mictlan, Cecil Otter and Paper Tiger, MK, lazerbeak, Turbo Nemesis. They associate a lot with Rhymesayers Entertainment.

Their part of the movement to bring hip-hop away from the ice age. Each MC has released either a solo album or helped contribute towards a collection of false hope albums. They have one full length album, Self named Doomtree, 2008.

Official Website: Doomtree.net

Stupidity: Hey man did you check out that Lil Wayne shit

Intelligence: No I actually listen to real hip-hop. I'll hook you up with some Doomtree later. Hopefully that will enlighten and inspire you.

Stupidity a few days later: Thanks man, The Wren may be the greatest song ever.

by L to the Z August 7, 2010

Denver Dripping Donkey Doorknob

The Denver Dripping Donkey Doorknob is when a man ejaculates onto a doorknob and waits on the other side until someone opens the door. When the other person walks through the door the man pulls down his pants, bends over. and defecate all over the person's crotch

"Aw man someone totally pulled the Denver Dripping Donkey Doorknob on me. There was cum on my hands and shit all over my penis."

by donkay_fucka June 14, 2009