dilly dong

When you are doing your chick in the butt and your dink gets coated like a dilly bar from Dairy Queen.

I put it in her butt and all I got was a dilly dong.

by clownpenis September 28, 2013

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Dong nub

a Dong nub is the small aftermath of a males penis left behind after it is removed

"have you seen Jerry's Dong nub?"
"Samantha had her Dong nub removed for a more stylish alternative"

by Hairy Scrote Man January 3, 2019

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dong ringer

One who only gives hand jobs no matter how many dates you go on.

25 dates and she still only gives me a hand job; she’s such a dong ringer.

by Majickcom1 July 13, 2021

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Doodle Dong

A type of Mexican hot dog water that hits the center of your belly button when your feeling hungry

YO MAN YO GRANDMA JUSTS HITS ME WITS A DOODLE DONG

by ZentonicleYT.com February 11, 2020

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A word that one calls out when one goes and attempts to tap someones testicles with the back of their hand. Usually a guy. Hopefully.

NOTE: If you're a girl and have Testicles, you should have that checked....

Me: Hey Thad...
Thad: What?
Me: FREE DONGES!!!! (backhand to the testes)
Thad: (On the floor).
Me: HaHaHa!!!

by $ie July 16, 2008

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Dean Dong

Mister Dong is a ding dong known as Dean Dong. Asshole walks around with your mother at prom and has a flashlight. Tries to catch children having sex on the dance floor.

Our principal is such a Dean Dong...

"Face to face with a bit of space."
-Dean Dong

by WholyWhore November 15, 2015

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