Disney channel

A network on tv that makes all of the slutty women.

Guy 1. Man have you seen that girl at school today
Guy 2. Yeah she is probably from the disney channel
Guy 1. Yeah bro

by ave boss December 7, 2013

Disney Channel

Disney Channel: A means to ruin kids brains into thinking that there are no parents in life. If a parent does decide to offer advice they are ridiculed, setting the idea that a 13 year old boy or girl knows anything. Each show is about children between the ages of 8-18. Somehow, many live in tony metropolitan settings without being able to pay for rent or food. There are no parents to offer advice. When there are parents they are idiots. Disney is doing a great job to undermine parents jobs to teach them about life. Instead, children believe that they are autonomous.

Dad: Hey Sienna and Josh, why don't you stop watching the Disney Channel and do your homework. It is due tomorrow.

Kids: Fuck off you idiot. We will do it later. Get us some Reeses Crunch bitch.

Dad: ok

by Nightfly September 19, 2014

disney college program

The program for that allows college students to work in either Disneyland or WDW for a semester. Known to have the most stressful application process known to man. Acceptances are sent out in "waves" as predicted by the Wavemaster on the Facebook page.

Guy 1: Man I applied for the Disney College Program DCP like 3 weeks ago and I'm still in progress.

Guy 2: hey at least you're not in submission like me. I'm still waiting on my wbi.

Guy 1: ay don't worry Bruh we'll all be accepted soon.

by Tcwob2 September 4, 2016

Disney baby

a baby who was conceived in a disney park, presumably in Disney's famous ride, "It's A Small World"

Madelyn: My mom just told me i'm a Disney baby.. i'm scarred for life

by andydwyer June 2, 2017

disney evil

An evil characteristic for a character that is evil because they are evil, and they do evil things because they are evil.

The Stepmother from Cinderella is a classic example of Disney evil, because the motivations and reasoning of her cruel behavior are absent in the film, and by default makes her motivations and reasoning to be for the sake of evil itself. This is a common trait in one-dimensional villain writing.

by notapotomus February 19, 2018

Disney wanker

Someone who thinks Disney is better than anything else and wants everyon else to like it as much as them to

That guy i was talking to is obsessed with Disney he can’t talk about everything other than Disney what a complete Disney wanker

by Sex vibe July 18, 2018

disneyppointed

Adjective

1. Being disappointed by the actions performed by Disney and it's subsidiaries in regards to their films, franchises, or business decisions.

Disney doesn't want to work with Sony to keep Spiderman in the Marvel universe. I'm kind of #Disneyppointed right now.

by nathanplacroix September 6, 2019