disastrophy

A really large and unorganized mess.

Wow, it looks like a hurricane went through your room. What a disastrophy!

by Chaylyn August 14, 2006

disasterous

Jodi's boobs are size D40, D stands for Disasterous

In the case of Jodi's boobs, D stands for Disasterous

by Jamie February 14, 2004

disasterbate

combination of disaster and masterbate.
1.verb - (getting off on) mindless pointless destruction.

Mailbox baseball - disasterbation.
Rocks through windows - disasterbation.
High-foaming dishsoap in the fountatin - disasterbation (and priceless!)

by panic December 16, 2004

disasterbation

When your wank turns into a disaster for whatever reason.

Someone walks in on you.
You ran out of tissues.
Your laptop freezes half-way through video.
etc.

Guy 1- (wanking)
Guy 2- (walks in) " Ewww! "
Guy 1- (goes red)
Guy 2- (walks out)

DISASTERBATION

by FATALATOR1 November 22, 2011

Disasterbate

Verb, To Disasterbate

to disasterbate is to attempt to jerk off and cum one last time before you die in a disaster.

Example #1 - Pilot: Ladies and gentlemen, we have tried everything but it turns out that the plane is going to crash into the mountains.
Passenger: Oh Shit! Guess I'll Disasterbate before i die *fap fap fap fap...*

Example #2 - Jerking off on december 20th 2012 at 11:55 PM

by Jouniah January 27, 2011

Disasterrific

A disastrous event with a positive outcome/result.

After the petrol tanker exploded, it was simply disasterrific that nobody was injured.

by Steve J Hanning March 4, 2007

Disasterbate

When a hurricane or earthquake hits, death is near, but the opposite sex is far away.

Katrina is cumming. Perfect time to disasterbate.

by TChewy August 13, 2010