The act of cockblocking yourself through talking to much, saying the wrong things, acting really creepy, etc., effectively negating any sexual attraction anyone might have had towards you. (Akin to shoot yourself in the foot) The likelihood of shooting yourself in the dick is in direct correlation with the amount of alcohol you consume.
Person A: Wow, I thought Shreyas was kind of cute, but he keeps texting me about how I'm basically the personification of all his fetishes.
Person B: Holy crap, that's so creepy. Way to shoot yourself in the dick.
Person B: Holy crap, that's so creepy. Way to shoot yourself in the dick.
by KaylenAtStarz October 15, 2013
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1. A situation difficult to deal with in which the result will normally be unsatisfactory.
2. A task which is very difficult to do.
1. A situation difficult to deal with in which the result will normally be unsatisfactory.
2. A task which is very difficult to do.
by Hey, It's ME! May 22, 2015
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The ultimate retaliation to any offensive action. Punching a male in the dick is many times seen as a cowardly move but depending the situation can also be used as a humiliation tactic. The phrase has been popularized by the musical group "Juicy Karkass" who actually has a song titled "Punch 'em in the dick", and is about punching people in the dick.
Juicy karkass quotes:
"...Yo look at that chump, see the way that he struts? Don't kick him in the rump, go nuts on his nuts..."
"...but you aint gotta be a dude, shit I'll dick punch a chick..."
"...fuck Sun Tzu you wanna learn the art of war? Just punch em in the dick..."
"...Yo look at that chump, see the way that he struts? Don't kick him in the rump, go nuts on his nuts..."
"...but you aint gotta be a dude, shit I'll dick punch a chick..."
"...fuck Sun Tzu you wanna learn the art of war? Just punch em in the dick..."
by whaargarbl April 18, 2010
Get the Punch em in the dick mug.1. A statement screamed after an event that made you feel as if someone were fucking your dick.
2. Having one’s penis penetrated by another person’s penis.
2. Having one’s penis penetrated by another person’s penis.
After grabbing a hot skillet, passing a stone, or having a catheter removed you would say “Fuck me in the Dick!”
Dale fucked me in the dick last night. It was great.
Dale fucked me in the dick last night. It was great.
by Uncle Dewy G June 15, 2010
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Note "it" can, depending on the circumstances, refer to either the dick or the match.
Note "it" can, depending on the circumstances, refer to either the dick or the match.
Guy: "Will you make me a sandwich?"
Girl: "Go shove a match in your dick and light it!"
Guy: "Should I light the match or my dick?"
Girl: "Go shove a match in your dick and light it!"
Guy: "Should I light the match or my dick?"
by CowManCheeseBall September 9, 2012
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