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diamond head lake 

a small lake in mid-iowa with few people in it. the big reason its there is so pedefiles and rapists and drug-dealers can hang out there, day and night. good for skiing, and lots of meth labs. Sometimes refered to as "DHL" Does not appear on a map, but is labeled as, "Dexter"
We went to Diamond Head Lake to buy some pot!
When i went to DHL I got raped!

diamond piece 

Vagina, used to call someone a pussy. Refers to the shape of a vagina.
yo, Joe Forsyth your such a fucking diamond piece.

diamond banger

Someone who is a fan of the Danish music artist King Diamond (aka Kim Bendix Petersen).
"Douey fucking loves King Diamond. He's such a fucking diamond banger!"

"Unite, fellow diamond bangers, in the shadow of King Diamond's glory!"
diamond banger by Saint Diamond August 21, 2007

Diamond Cutter 

A person that is so uptight and anal, that if you gave them a piece of coal to eat they would shit out a diamond.
People who have spent there whole life stressing on dumb shit. These people are uptight and need to take some medication!
Diamond Cutter by Morton November 10, 2004

diamond-like rhombus 

A kite-shaped polygon. Can also be called a "kite", but that's no fun. Works nicely on geometry tests when trying to piss off the teacher.
Math Test: "Give this polygon its specific name."

Emily: "Diamond-like rhombus."
Leeta: "Diamondy rhombus."
Teacher: "Polygon. Or 'kite' if you're lazy."
diamond-like rhombus by Pretty Emily November 21, 2004

diamond mine 

A diamond mine occurs when while either recieving a blow-job or having intercourse, right before you blow your load you pull out and shoot it up your partners nose.
Man Becca gave good head, but I gave her something in return. A diamond mine!