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path of destiny

it is a vicious and brutal game played on swings, featuring 2 pummelers and one poopenmire. the reward for winning the 7 round game is one sweet, usally a shrbert lemon.
the pummelers can attach knifes to their shoes in round 6, but they must be 5% blunt, and plastic. snakes can also be used if preffered.
if you would like to see this glorious sport in action please see youtube.

no people are ever seriously harmed in the playing of this game, accept thins one time when luke fell down and got kicked alot. but that was kind of funny.
grim reaper 'ohhh i think we got another load of work boys, there is going to be another path of destiny tourniment'

grim reaper 2 'ohh, i remember the last one we had-what a couple of months'

grim reaper3 'i no, i got my wife something nice from the catalogue'
by bee&mays florist February 21, 2009
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final destiny

An Everquest guild whose membership is characterized by loyalty, determination, and exemplary play; one of the oldest EQ raiding guilds still active on the server, having been founded in January 2001.
Having outlasted many EQ guilds, only Final Destiny is a higher tier, family-friendly raiding guild on the Tribunal server.
by Minamei August 3, 2006
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destiny hobbs

fucking slut who can’t keep her legs closed😉
by Spookiiiy lee February 24, 2019
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Destiny Syndrome

Initially a Starcraft 2 player, this person transitions into playing League of Legends (for reasons varying from finance to boredom), but proceeds to rejoin back into Starcraft 2.
Did you hear MKP went back to Sc2?
Yeah, he's got Destiny Syndrome
by Jotak January 26, 2014
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Destiny Noob

A noob so bad they can't follow simple rules like follow your radar, shot their head not the wall next to them. They call "Sparrow" a "Flying Car", they call "Ogre" an "Oger". They spend most of their time at the tower doing erotic dances to lure in gamer virgins to their deaths and then she spends the best of the time jumping off the power and taking screenshots.
Man 1: Hey, stay away from the Destiny Noob!!
Man 2: Why?
Man 1: She will turn you into a Nazi.
by The Metal King October 11, 2016
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Destiny Abbott

Khuldoon’s prize possession. She is everything to him. If your name isn’t Khuldoon, fuck off. You should likely stay beyond 5 feet from her if you have a penis. If you do not, rumor is your penis gets chopped off. She is an absolute goddess accompanied by her god, Khuldoon. In ancient times, they fucked everywhere which is why they made it illegal for people to fuck publicly. Destiny’s booty is owned by Khuldoon. If you even stare, rumor is that Khuldoon’s face will pop up on each cheek. Don’t fuck with her, or else he will help you meet Michael Jackson. Meaning you’ll die.
Winston: My god, look at that ass!
Jordan: Watch your mouth, that’s Destiny Abbott.
Winston: Khuldoon’s woman?!
Jordan: Fucking right creep.
Winston: Spare me!!!!! I’m sorry!!!
by Destiny Abbott December 19, 2017
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joseph and destiny

Joseph and Destiny are the most cutest couple out there.The couple is always together,they are fun to hang out with,they always make you laugh and most importantly they are the best people you will every meet💜💜
Joseph and Destiny:Hey we won king and Queen

People:Of course you did
by Destiny12 November 23, 2017
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