An owl who has done multiple crimes because of people not learning Spanish... LOOK BEHIND YOU
Duo does this: Pentagon, Hexagon, Octagon, "Yourfamilygon"
HE KIDNAPS OMG AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Gender of Duo (Duolingo): Male
Duo does this: Pentagon, Hexagon, Octagon, "Yourfamilygon"
HE KIDNAPS OMG AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Gender of Duo (Duolingo): Male
Duo (Duolingo): Did you learn a new language?
Thanos: Sí.
Duo (Duolingo): What did it cost?
Thanos: Mi Familia.
Thanos: Sí.
Duo (Duolingo): What did it cost?
Thanos: Mi Familia.
by hypergamersyt January 27, 2023
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Get the dolingrafül mug.Is a owl mascot of a company... but Duolingo is also the God of language and perfect strikes, and if you dare participate in its sick games you take the chance of being smited by Duolingo, there's also other possibilities of you're family getting kidnapped, it mental and emotional torturing you, there are so many outcomes if you miss a strike or don't do you're lessons you need to be carefu----
Wait
What was that...
Oh no...
WAIT PLEASE NO I HAVE A FAMIL------
Wait
What was that...
Oh no...
WAIT PLEASE NO I HAVE A FAMIL------
"Duolingo is after my family"
by The_real_Duolingo February 15, 2023
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by realgeeker69 March 5, 2023
Get the devlin mug.The form satan takes as an owl, beware of the Duolingo owl. This creature will haunt you as you sleep with no father because you are fatherless and nobody sleeps with their father anyway because that's weird.. if that's normal for you... go get therapy.
The Duolingo Owl will teach you a foreign language, making sure you don't miss any lessons. If you miss at least 0.000001 lessons the Duolingo bird will form a cult with 420 other owls and then circle you 69 times until you fall unconscious. It will then take your family and friends and lock them in a basement until you make up your lesson.
If you want to avoid this evil satanic demon, you can't. ads will still show up until you download the app or are forced by a teacher.
there is no escape. you cannot run. you cannot hide. -- The Duolingo Owl
The Duolingo Owl will teach you a foreign language, making sure you don't miss any lessons. If you miss at least 0.000001 lessons the Duolingo bird will form a cult with 420 other owls and then circle you 69 times until you fall unconscious. It will then take your family and friends and lock them in a basement until you make up your lesson.
If you want to avoid this evil satanic demon, you can't. ads will still show up until you download the app or are forced by a teacher.
there is no escape. you cannot run. you cannot hide. -- The Duolingo Owl
-EXAMPLE ONE-
Me: *misses Spanish lesson*
Duolingo: *takes family*
-EXAMPLE TWO-
Me: Duolingo, please.. I miss my family...
Duolingo: Not until you complete this lesson, hoot!
Me: *screams of terror*
Me: *misses Spanish lesson*
Duolingo: *takes family*
-EXAMPLE TWO-
Me: Duolingo, please.. I miss my family...
Duolingo: Not until you complete this lesson, hoot!
Me: *screams of terror*
by shrekussy March 28, 2023
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Don't skip lessons, rumors has it that grimace almost died trying to learn Spanish.
Don't skip lessons, rumors has it that grimace almost died trying to learn Spanish.
Examples:
1:Yo bro I signed into Duolingo
2:Big mistake bro, my dog died stepping on my phone starting a lesson.
We can say he got duolingoed.
1:Yo bro I signed into Duolingo
2:Big mistake bro, my dog died stepping on my phone starting a lesson.
We can say he got duolingoed.
by CancelGays August 28, 2023
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