defenestrate

the act of pushing/shoving/chucking someone out a window

I really didnt mean to defenestrate bobby!

by josh is awesometastic November 13, 2006

dependent

What we all are at least some point in our lives. Especially during infancy.

Society pressures people to be as independent as possible when in reality, it's sometimes good to ask for help when you really need it.

by Dubiks December 9, 2018

defenestrate

To throw something out the friggin window

Big Bad B got rip shit pissed at the friggin druggies, so he decided to defenestrate them. They ended up out the friggin window in the courtyard.

It has been said that if you defenestrate an elderly woman, she will snap in two.

by YoHaan April 23, 2006

Fag Defense

The act of calling a person a fag once you've lost an argument as a scapegoat to get out of it. You know once you have done this, you have lost the FUCKING game. In most cases the person using this defense has a mental retardation and/or is a moron.

<Cadillac> All those brain cells never had a chance <Burt> Not to mention what it does to your dopamine <BillaBamNixon> Yeah and smoke is smoke bro <Fool> sdfu fags <Cadillac> LOL! <BillaBamNixon> LOL <Burt> wow nice fag defense

by JeffYes March 4, 2009

Bitch Dependency

A disease that is the leading cause of the need-a-hoe syndrome...it is a psychological disease that can strike not only men but also women who like women. Bitch dependency can not only cause but also lead to:

-Excessive phone calling to the bitch
-Extreme increase in masterbation
-Excessive Luxury spendin' as if u were pimpin on 22's

In few serious cases, patients tend to strike women on site if bitch dependency rate has an abnormal increase,if the bitch gains control of the relationship, and even if she ignores u in public

Ex Chris Brown and Rihanna

"Dat nigga got bitch dependency"

Nigga:"Hey mama..how u doin?"
Bitch:"Ugh nigga go take a showa!!"
Nigga:"WHAT BITCH!!..SHMACKKKKKKK
Bitch:"AHHHHHHHH!!!!!"

"Look at dat trifliin bitch ass nigga he riden dat bitches nuts"

by MaCinTash Jason Elijah March 2, 2009

the chewbacca defense

Johhny Cochrane's defense

If Chewbacca is a wooky, you must aquit! It does not make since! Here I am, a lawyer defending a major record label, and I'm talkin about Chewbacca! IT DOES NOT MAKE SENSE!

by Et Moi! January 3, 2004

Department of Defense

One of the few parts of the U.S. government that doesn't suck. Unlike most other branches and services in the government, the Department of Defense doesn't bitch about politics and instead concentrates on kicking ass. We owe to them the awesomeness that is the Army and Marine Corps.

The Department of Defense is the most kickass branch of the government.

by DOD = Kickass June 1, 2006