Dave the cat

A cat that has been named "Dave"

Dave? I got your food in a bowl.
Here Kityy-Kitty-Kitty

dude 1: I didnt know you had a cat
dude 2: yeah, thats Dave...
dude 1: like "Dave the cat"
dude 2: Yeeep
^Both take a swig of beer^

by Shady_AK December 15, 2008

Diamond Dave

Nickname for original lead singer of Van Halen, David Lee Roth.

Diamond Dave was replaced by Sammy Hagar after he quit the band.

by Kimberly Davis April 16, 2007

designated Dave

the designated driver during a binge or pub crawl

bob was designated dave he wasnt alowed to drink and we all puked in his car

by bazil lite October 12, 2005

Dave Chappelle

Quite possibly the funniest man alive right now.

GGGG get yo ass in the car!

by Adrian January 17, 2005

Minty Dave

1. The act of oral sex on a partner, immedietaly after eating a large quantity of mints.

2. A Drink mixture of hot chocolate and a mint tea bag.

"I ate a bag of Werthers last night and gave this girl I picked up one hell of a Minty Dave. I don't think she's going to be able to sit down for a week!"

by oathy March 3, 2009

The Big Dave

The Big Dave is when an individual goes missing for a long period of time as they are just sitting in their room wanking the balls of themselves. The Big Dave is not complete until the individuals balls are completely empty and the walls of their room are covered in Jizz.

The Big dave is when someone lik Ted wont be in class for the next few days as he is having a Big Dave

by Captain Wanker April 7, 2015

Poor Dave

Is a saying for when people feel bad for a nice guy. Or when your boyfriend is really super nice to everyone but you and people always feel bad for him because they look at him like hes the victim

I bet your girlfriend drives you crazy, I dont know how you deal with it, "poor dave"

Omg girl be nice to your boyfriend, poor dave.

by Lmfaotrue January 3, 2021