by Mussy boys July 19, 2023

An annoying reyard who not many people like. He plays a lot of lacrosse and thinks he’s the coolest for playing it. He may be buff but he’s an absolute retard who tells unfunny “your mom” jokes.
by YoungBlue March 19, 2019

An albino looking blonde white kid who needs glasses, though the glasses don't actually help. His parents named him after a dog breed, so he's really depressed. He says he has no friends, but realistically, he has a friend or two. His girlfriend is also really ugly as well. Dane has a very tiny dick. He's also gay but in denial, so he has a girlfriend.
by kekekeklolyeet January 5, 2019

by The bartender June 16, 2025

Danes is kinda cool, pretty funny, kinda chill, make someone smile instantly, is very accepting and nonjudgmental
overall pretty good guy
overall pretty good guy
by poppyvr February 2, 2022

When a middle aged golfer gets drunk on the course and attempts to pick up on the cart girl, even though he is married. He tosses down a few White Claws and some awful lines that didn't even work 10 years prior thinking he has a chance to get up in her britches.
Holy shit, Trudie was the cart girl today and Dane asked her if she'd ever seen a lefty "drive it that hard". Jesus, Stranger Dane-ger
by Scotty Nice November 5, 2019

the danest dane that ever daned. he owns a great dane and lives in denmark. hes also exceedingly tall
by Mettaton1 February 13, 2023
