Lopsided Dinner

The act of eating a meal from a gaping asshole of a deceased, hanging person.

I was at church when I walked in on the minister eating some lopsided dinner from the dangling lady.

by discoloredreasoning June 21, 2019

psych dinner

About 2 hours before the opening night of a stage performance where the cast eats dinner together before getting ready. There’s usually a lot of stress eating and singing. Maybe some going over lines

“Dude, I’m gonna way so much at psych dinner.”

by Theatre gal May 5, 2019

Microwave dinner

Looks good in pictures but not in reality.

1. A person who is attractive in photos but not in reality. The opposite of in-person hot.

2. A situation that seems great on paper, but is definitely not great once it happens. Similar to Honeypot.

Friend: Hey bro... Check out my girlfriend.
Guy: Dang she's hot....
*Meets her*
Guy: Yeah nvm dude....she's a total microwave dinner.

by Karab okama August 11, 2019

Dinner pour

A generous pour of wine that will last throughout dinner.

Excuse me bartender, may I please have a dinner pour of the Cabernet?

by BallisticBalls May 22, 2018

2nd dinner

A meal after dinner. Typically, at least an hour after your main dinner and before 3am the next day.

Son-hey mom can I have 2nd dinner?
Mom- We just had chili for dinner at 6pm, are you hungry again?

Son- It is 9pm now and I am hungry again.

by Stunnin’ January 21, 2021

dinner red

A glass of red wine that is served/consumed during the entree/dinner and paired with that course.

After my first glass of wine, I’ll wait and get a dinner red for my second glass.

by Natty_Tor April 17, 2021

Discount Dinner

A meal that has been purchased from the reduced-to-clear section of a supermarket/grocery store. Usually comprising of unusual combinations of foods, but can be ordinary meals/TV dinners as well.

"Mmm, 25c satay skewers and 98c cottage pie. Discount dinner FTW!"

by tehferalhamster November 13, 2011