dextrosity

Dextrose content of a (chemical) solution, including blood. Also a pun on dexterity, due to non-intrusive blood sugar monitoring devices which are essentially looking for the glucose content of blood (dextrose is also known as d-glucose) by shining light through one's finger.

A: "I have been feeling very feint lately."

B: "Maybe you have low blood sugar, go get a blood test."

A: "But I am afraid of needles."

B: "Then get a dextrosity check, you pussy."

by minagica April 28, 2011

Dext

A text message containing a picture of homosexual man on man action or simply a picture of a naked man.

The recipient of a dext should be heterosexual and would not enjoy receiving the picture.

Aww god damnit, look at this dext Joel sent me. It's another picture of a guys cock.

by DanS01234 February 20, 2013

dexter nigger

A smart black person, or even one who looks smart, or has a nerdy name.

Barack Obama is a Dexter Nigger.
Urkel is a Dexter Nigger.
That black guy is wearing a sweater vest! Dexter Nigger!

by Dex Dex Dex December 14, 2008

dexter

A term given to a nerdy kid. Short for poindexter.

Hey look at dexter over there with his glasses! Going to math class? Dexter.

by ChaseM November 1, 2007

dextromethorphanites

a gay word some one came up with that is suposed to describe the people that do DXM however it is really gay so the person that created it is really gay

wow the guy that invented the word dextromethorphanites is gay

by IFY October 7, 2005

dexting

sending text messages while drunk

She had so much to drink last night she had to check her cell this morning to see who fell prey to her dexting.

by Zenobia Valentine March 18, 2009

DexDaYoungan

This man literally got his peen sucked by three different girls in the same night. This dude really out here, He licked some girls asshole and slapped her with a doodoo tampon. This nigga really disrespecting hoes. i love this man

"oh my god DexDaYoungan, i want your cock"

by ThatBitchRielly December 5, 2019