Detroit Dove

A Detroit Dove (not to be confused with a “Poopy Pigeon) is ascending up a tall building or skyscraper to the highest floor available and proceeding to a window that will allow you to take the greasiest and gnarliest shit your bowels will produce at that time so you may free your Detroit Dove to the witnesses below. You do not have to be in Detroit in order for your dove to fly. If you are in New York City and your dove needs to soar free it is NOT a NYC Dove. Detroit Dove has just flew in NYC.

I heard back in the day that a couple of the SNL cast bet Chris Farley to take the greasiest dump dump he could conjure off of the 15th floor of the Comcast Building. Chris won that bet after a bit of a struggling and a grunting, giving birth to a baby Detroit Dove. Soon after this nasty little Detroit Dove slid out of Chris’s ass nest crash landing on the sidewalk below on a busy Saturday night.

by tootdafluteswallowdamusic July 30, 2021

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Detroit Steamer

see Hot Carl.

When a person takes a dump on another person's face. The dumpee may or may not have saran wrap covering their face.

We decided to do something different, so I gave her a Detroit Steamer.

by a guy February 21, 2004

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Detroit Mile

The distance from the couch to the fridge

Person 1: Commercial Break

Person 2: Time to walk the Detroit Mile

by Mushka5 October 7, 2010

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Detroit Firefighter

When a man lights his pubic hair on fire and his partner must extinguish the flames with his semen.

Hey Douglas I'm gonna pull a Detroit firefighter on you tonight!

by FUCKASSMCGEE June 26, 2015

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Detroit Lions

An NFL team responsible for every act of terror since 1957 as proposed by the Lions Vertical Integration Theory(LVIT).

Cats(2019), fuck yeah. A cross country runner, a literal dip shit, who broke his leg as an act of espionage for Russia, Hell yeah I'm onto you, Pedro Blocks.

Person 1: Did you hear that the Detroit Lions suck.
Person 2: Did I fuck your mom?
Person 1: Yes and I watched.
Person 2: WTF

by Pitero B February 7, 2022

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